I've always just said, "Lets hang out some time..." It doesn't sound so "datish" and really all you're doing is hanging out...then hopefully you can let "it" hang out! OR you can always use these... 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 15. Are those real? 16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself. 20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom? 23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. 30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? 33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. 34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? 35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. 36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
He took it out. He took it out? He took... it... out. It. It? Out. Out? Maybe it needed some air. You know, sometimes they need air. They can't breathe in there. It's inhuman I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off
Time flies. One moment you're asking for pick up lines, and the next you're asking when should you get a colonoscopy.
The answer is "I see you are wearing shoes, I too am wearing shoes, wanna make out?" Sounds dumb, is dumb, but it's wildly more successful a line than it has any business being.
go to places you like, spend time around people who have similar interests. be you, it's really that simple.
Talk to them about finances. I show them my Robinhood app and tell them I own these conpanies. The next day they somehow get my number.
Based on my observations from the last weekend, if you're The Vibe and your Fit is Fire, you got Rizz and may even be a Rizzler Daddy.
Dunno about pick up lines but usually whatever gets you into a somewhat meaningful conversation would hit the spot. Maybe a remark of how she is feeling today, what made her day go bad or go well etc...... Also usually you know if you are her type pretty early on. The eye contact, the smile, the hair touching
Speaking of getting older I would be very interested in hearing from @SpaceCityKid. The famous wash you junk in the sink kid. It would be interesting to hear what he thinks looking back on that story now that he’s older.
