[official] Ted Cruz Self-Humiliation of the Day Thread

Ted Cruz is like a character in a True Detective story arc.

 

When you look up the definition of "cuck" in the online dictionary it oftens has a picture of ted cruz. But not jst for embracing the guy that called his wife ugly...

 

Haha that's amazing. I love it.

 

Honestly, we could all decry it as "terrible writing" if he was a character in a good show.

Whatever awful things might still happen to me in life (and I've been super lucky so far), I can guarantee I will never appear in a smiling photo with former president and current convict Trump. Even if my life depended on it, I'd rather die with some dignity remaining, and that makes me happy.

All these politicians just throwing their eternal souls right onto Trump's fetid BBQ grill of brimstone. Sad!

 

He really is a stereotype of 'sleezebag politician', isn't he?

 

Y’all are underselling Cruz.

Trump didn’t just call
His wife ugly he also said his dad was connected to the JFK assasination and called “him Lyin Ted”

 

Cruz knows what a pathological lying pig of a man Trump is. He's said it himself.....

Ted Cruz on Tuesday unloaded on Donald Trump, accusing him during a news conference of being a "pathological liar," "utterly amoral," "a narcissist at a level I don't think this country's ever seen" and "a serial philanderer."

"He is proud of being a serial philanderer ... he describes his own battles with venereal diseases as his own personal Vietnam," Cruz said, citing a decades-old Trump appearance on "The Howard Stern Show."

The problem with Ted is that he will throw all his own integrity out the window and support and defend a pathological lying pig AND felon, who trashed mouthed him, his wife, and his father, as long as that felon is the party's choice for President. Cruz is a spineless jellyfish and coward.

 

haha Ted Cruz was hiding in the closet during the tiki torch white insurrection...LOL

 

Ted Cruz is such an unlikable b*tch

 

He's got the grandpa munster smirk on heavy rotation, I see.

Texas old white relatives: "I like Ted Cruz. He's done so much for Texas. And that Allred is being too negative."

Me: "What exactly has he done for Texas?"

Texas old white relatives: "Well."

Me: "He seems like he's just carrying Trump's water all the time, right? Repeating Trump statements, even the ridiculous ones, and then he doesn't do much for y'all. Do you know your rankings in power stability, child welfare, etc? Like, just give me one thing."

Texas old white relatives: "Well. ... We just like Cruz."

 

That's the best video I have seen in months. @basso this is what Trump has made your grand ole party succumb to. A sniveling little man like Cruz has to grovel at a man like Trump's feet. History is being documented. Enjoy every bit of Trump.

 

wouldn't those be more Abbott's that Cruz's responsibility?

 

“Ted Cruz has done so much for TX” is an insane statement…holy sh*t

 

It's not just his hiding in a supply closet. It's the contrast of Allred (a former NFL linebacker) describing how he took off his jacket and was ready to fight the mob with his bare hands. One guy is a coward hiding in a closet and the other guy was ready to defend the halls of Congress from the mob.

 

And the guy in the closet once used the slogan “tough as texas”.

 

Colin Allred is a nice young man, but intellectually he is not close to Cruz' level. And that showed last night -- Cruz absolutely dominated him. Keep in mind Cruz was a champion debater at Princeton and argued cases in front of the Supreme Court. He did all this while Allred was running around in a jock strap playing football. So this was not a fair intellectual fight to begin with.

 

Rafael Cruz is so smart he starting licking Trump's nuts, good move for sure.