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[Official] Mariners @ Astros

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Castor27, Sep 23, 2024.

  1. jacksalmon

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    So, tell me why that should not continue through tonight's game in which the Asstros will struggle to get 4 hits.
     
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  2. jacksalmon

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    I like the Asstros, but when they get smashed by the Mariners, the only team I hate in baseball, I am not happy with the Asstros. I fear tonight will be a repeat of last night. If I am wrong, I will be thrilled. Then, Houston can get to work on another win tomorrow night to help make sure the Mariners will not be a playoff team this year. However, I see the Asstros getting swept by Seattle in this series and then going to Cleveland and lose 3 more.
     
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  3. jacksalmon

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    That's the same weak ass lineup as they had last night and it will be another four hit night for the Asstros.
     
  4. Castian Crew

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    Just ignore the mental midget. Some people when they lose just self-destruct. You know that dude is at home beating himself in the mirror wondering why he's even alive right now. He'll die off soon enough.
     
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  5. Stephen66

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    Rangers LOVE them some Dusty.
     
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  6. Smacktle

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    Best post ever!
     
  7. jacksalmon

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    Seattle will not have hope; they will have utter confidence that they will be winning the last two games of the series since the weak-ass Houston lineup will not be able to hit the Seattle starters since they have ERAs less than 4.00. Adios Asstros. Try again next year, altho your chances of duplicating past successes will be fading with each passing year. There is no way to retool the Asstros. They had their run, now will be the time to think about how to rebuild over the next 10 years.
     
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  8. Htown Stros

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    So do we ban trolls here or just give them free rein to be idiots?

    And while I would love to just ignore the dumbass, I know others won’t and will keep replying to him ****ing my feed up regardless.
     
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  9. jacksalmon

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    You could trying to convince me as to why the Asstros will not lose 7 in a row to close the season. Altho, I remind you that you better hurry and get Espada to stick you in tonight's lineup as any sub for his proposed lineup is likely to do better than the selections he has made. Otherwise, tell me why the Disastros will win tonight's game and tomorrow's and win a couple in Cleveland despite the fact that the Asstros most often lose to starters with ERAs less than 4.00. Good luck and I mean it. It will definitely take luck to win tonight since there is no skill involved here. It will be all luck.
     
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  10. mvpcrossxover

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    will they hit logan gilbert?

    probably not but still gonna watch anyway.
     
  11. mvpcrossxover

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    if they win, great. let's party.
    if they lose, it is what it is. it's a sporting show. onto the next year. you care too much and you've been YAPPIN' too much.

    certified YAPPER!
     
  12. RussE

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    Put on ignore. He will go away if the Astros win.
     
  13. mvpcrossxover

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    he won't go away. he'll continue to yap about how the astrons won't win anything yada yada yada.
     
  14. jacksalmon

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    OK, boys, I am going away until the end of the game. All you true fans should work your magic and bring the team a win tonight. I'll really love ya' for it and be truly grateful. Just do it.
     
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  15. mvpcrossxover

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    cal raleigh is mariners' own version of kyle schwarber or however you spell his name.

    homerun or bust.
     
  16. mvpcrossxover

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    ....and i just jinxed framber.
     
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  17. mvpcrossxover

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    please framber, no 1st inning shenanigans
     
  18. mvpcrossxover

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    all of a sudden, these mariners aren't swinging at close pitches.

    great.
     
  19. RussE

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    Framber melting?
     
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  20. Castian Crew

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    Framber about to explode before that out.

    His brain on that pitch...
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