If anything goes wrong and/or she's not completely satisfied.... it will be your fault. Just ask her.
The Rangers are straight ass. We better take care of the shitty Angels this weekend. Guarantee Marcus Semien isn’t choking with the bases loaded against us though.
Corey Seager single handily won the Rangers a couple games against us but now he'll probably be out the rest of the season and not play in any of the Rangers 7 games against the Mariners. Lucky them.
If the Rangers can just take 2 of these games and we take care of the Angels…I think it’s wrapped up.
I've been calling the Mariners a .500 team for the last 3-4 weeks. 82-80 is their best possible outcome. They are nearly as bad as the Astros now at winning close games. Their luck ran out in that regard right near the all star break. Just looked it up, it goes back much further than that. On June 18, they had a season high winning pct at 44-31 and a whopping 10 game lead on the Astros (33-40). 9-26 since June 18 in games decided by 2 runs or fewer (21-16 in all other games).
Feels like the end of every Mariners loss is the same...J-Rod up to the plate as the game-tying or go-ahead run and striking out.