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[Movie] Eli Roth’s Borderlands

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  1. Invisible Fan

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    Haven't even seen it, but the Fallout series kind of sucked the life outta this for me. Gonna compare them in this year's ever-crowded Apocalyptic sand box.

    They should've gave this three weeks before Deadpool or three months after.

    There's a dearth for these kinds of movies.
     
  2. cheke64

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    I guess I'll watch twisters
     
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  3. Buck Turgidson

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    Dude, Fallout was fun.
     
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    7 percent on rotten tomato?

    good lord
     
  5. Invisible Fan

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    It was.

    Gonna be hard not to compare it with this movie.
     
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  7. rimrocker

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    So it just needs to stay in theaters and pull similar numbers until Thanksgiving and they hit the profit line? Seems doable.
     
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    They should look at Fallout to know how to do a video game right. That cast looked terrible for Borderlands.
     
  9. Buck Turgidson

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    Do Dollar Cinema's still exist?
     
  10. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    I enjoyed Borderlands as a video game, but it doesn't lend itself to a movie adaptation. The best fit for a first-person shooter adaptation is a war movie. You could easily make a movie out of the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare game, because that is just a war movie. It is much tougher to make a Quake or Doom or Borderlands movie, because a) it isn't a universe the audience is pre-prepared to care about, and b) the stakes are not the same as a war movie. Maybe this will be good (haven't seen it), but the foundation is not great.
     
  11. clos4life

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    I used to go to one in 1960 and Veterans, but the 'rona killed that place.
     
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  12. Buck Turgidson

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    Mine was @Windchimes in the 80's early 90's.

    It had a proper arcade next door, and I guarantee you I spent more money at that arcade than at the theater

    Me and some buddies were known to blow out a rainy summer day between the 2, with some car hotbox as needed between movies
     
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    Ive read reviews from video game guys that say that they did a terrible job of translating essential elements of the video game to the film, so they couldnt even do that right, apparently.
     
  14. clos4life

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    Today's youth don't know what they are missing.
     
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    Exactly.
     
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    If you could play Missile Command for 45-60 minutes, you were ahead of the game.
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Buck Turgidson

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    I was more of a Galaga guy, if we're talking older games

    Oh...and Defender

    I didn't ever last that long at Centipede or Missile Command
     
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  18. rimrocker

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    Defender was fun. Never go into Galaga. Asteroids was OK, but once you started having to move quickly, it was all over. MC was all about the clouds and being able to hit those weird little things that came down in a herky-jerky manner.
     
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    Watch it Friday, its not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination but I wouldn't say its the worst thing I've seen all year either. The biggest sin it commits is it feels like a copy of a copy of a copy, everything they throw onscreen has been done before and far better. The script is simplistic and straightforward but just as tired as everything else, so much so that even the case of talented actors can't save it even poor Cate Blanchett who is trying her hardest to make it interest in full blow anime cosplay..... D
     
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    How many movies *have* you seen? What *is* the worst?
     

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