[Official] Rangers @ Astros

Don't you worry! Blanco pitchin a SHIPLEYS SHUTOUT the rest of the way. Of course, this means the Astros will also be shutout.

 

Blanco sucks.

 

Not off to a great start here in the 2nd with 6 straight balls

 

Damn really wanted to go into the All-Star break with some momentum. I remember the team looking uninspired and limp going into the break last year too. Seems like they’re heads are already on vacation…

 

Blanco needs to get it together.

 

Offense sputtering again it seems

 

Good rebound inning from Blanco. Shame he sucked along with the entire team in the first. I think there's a reason he was washing cars just a few years ago. Our pitching staff is in shambles.

 

This ump suuuuuucks.

 

They can’t hit Mad Max. Prove me wrong Astro bats.

 

3 minutes later

Don't ever change!

 

Jeremy is on fumes.

 

Penas leaning towards being broke right now.

 

Listless offense today

 

I’m betting Jake and/or Fido K’s the next inning.

 

Pena looking mighty weak currently at the plate. Some fat pitches he's flat out missing.

 

These dude can't hit scherzer

 

Which they SHOULD be able to. Dude is 50 years old with a limp dick 93-94 mph fastball. The AMAZING MAX SCHERZER!!! Six straight and counting. Why am I wasting my time again today.

 

I'm mentally prepared to lose this game. Scherzer has our number

 

If Espada looks reaaaaal hard he might find his backup SS running around in the OF.

Several guys on the team are very much in need of the AS break.

 

Blanco is all over the place.