"I challenge you to a duel (fake french accent) "They would have a gun fight after that...SOMEONE HAD TO GO!"- Charlie Murphy!
"Darkness, everybody, darkness is spreading!" "Cocaine's a hell of a drug." "I'm Rick James, b****" "Red Ball, cocaine in a can! baby" "They shoulda never gave ya'll n****** no money!" "The milk's gone bad!" "Okaaaaaaaaaaay" "Yeeeeeeeaaaaah" "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?" "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?"
I dont know about the show, but I remember watching an old HBO special of his, and I think I literally laughed through the whole thing. I loved when he described the "limo ride" to the hood ( "liquor store, liquor store, gun store... ") with the little baby selling weed !
Clap for me, b****. -Charlie Murphy in Haters Ball Blouses win! -Dave as Prince Rasta: Its Odweeds. Cop: It even tastes like the chronic Rasta: Wrong bag, maan! -Odweeds commercial What can I say about your suit that hasn't been said about Afghanistan, it looks bombed out and depleted. -Haters Ball
One more I totally forgot. Also from the haters ball episode. When looking at a photo of Rosie O'Donnell "She wears underwear with dick holes in them"
i think it was "Game: Blouses." and being scared of the baby selling weed on the corner from the HBO special was hysterical.
"I like the song the girl sings, 'papa don't preach.' I've got a song for you too b****, it's called 'daughter don't sing.'" "Silky's mink made out of 100% rat ass, ha ha, hit me baby." "that of course was beautiful talking, beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies." When he says the "underwear with dickholes" crack, they didn't cut until after you could clearly see them all cracking up.
I think this was only in the blooper/deleted scene feature of the season 1 dvds, but at the player hata's ball, when he walks in, the boss hog buy says something about Dave's women, and Dave replies with something like: "Boss Hog. I would say something about your b*tches, but it looks like you ate them." then the boss hog guy falls on the floor laughing, which I assume is why they didn't use the take. another nice one- in the popcopy sketch, at the end, when he says "a lot of people ask, why treat the customer this way?", and he replies "'cause f* 'em, that's why!" of course, "come on, titty" is a classic.
I actually told my manager that at Toys R Us once. Me and my manager were always joking around and one time a customer came in asking for something and i lied and said we were all out, then when he asked me why i lied i just said "cause f*** em, that's why!"
