My ideal Astros bench would be Dubon, Caratini, Salazar, and Cabbage. All 4 of those guys would be capable of everyday play, offer at least some measure of defensive versatility, and they complement each other’s bench/substitution skill sets.
Now Joe have some gdamn sense about you and sit the kid. He just pitched the game of his life, don't ruin it by trying to extend it.
When have they ever been relevent to begin with LOL. To answer your question when they leave Denver or the altitude magically lowers, they have the worst home field disadvantage of all sports in this country. Everybody that goes there performs worse than normal away from Colorado for some reason. It's like they forget how to play at normal elevation.
Astro catchers have a combined 61 RBIs on the year. And we are still a game short of the halfway point of the season. Are you pinching yourself?
If we can find a real 1st baseman to platoon with Dubon at first than we're cooking at all positions...
That's just it we have one in Loperfido. He's played a few hundred games at first base between college and the minor leagues.