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[COMPLEX] Millenials Ruin Hooters

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Carl Herrera, Aug 19, 2018.

  1. Sajan

    Sajan Member

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    Real reason is because everyone's into big butts these days.
    Wait a few years, we will be back on big boobs..Sydney sweeney is bringing them back..

    also who do I go to hooters with?
    My boss?
    Coworkers?
    My family?

    I guess just guy friends who are into wings..
     
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  2. Jturbofuel

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    Twin Peaks >>> Hooters
     
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  3. Qan

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    Lord save all your souls! Repent and push out the false desires within you, for only destruction lies in your future.


    Never been to any of those type of restaurants. Never found the draw.
     
  4. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Welcome to Mudflaps! May I take your order? I recommend the... thighs.
     
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    Talkin' 'bout mudflaps? My girl's got 'em!
     
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  6. SuraGotMadHops

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    That Kirby location went to absolute crap over the last few years, I'm surprised it actually lasted this long. I had two walk outs with my buddy the service was so terrible. One time they brought out our order, my buddy's was right but mine was not even close to what I ordered, it was a different entre entirely. When I told the waitress she said they would bring out the right order right away, but she completely abandoned the table after that, everybody did. It's like they didn't want to face the problem and nobody ever came back. After about 30 minutes we just got up and left.

    The other walkout was after we got seated about 6 waitresses were standing around and never came to the table to get our order or even hand us menus. I kept flagging them down and they kept giving me the "one second" but they just kept standing and talking to each other. We walked out. That one pissed me off enough to call them and b**** them out after I left, they even recognized me as the guy that walked out and the girl on the phone was pretty much like "deal with it." I said they won't last if this is their attitude.

    I'm glad they're closed. Ojos Locos is where it's at now anyway.
     
  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Prolly been two decades since I set foot in a Hooters, and it sure as hell wasn’t my idea. All I remember was horrible food and (blissfully unaware of how unattractive they were) service staff. I can’t imagine how they’ve lasted this long.
     
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  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    Quickest way to a resolution is to blast them on Google reviews. Their corporate office sits up and notices things when the one-stars with scathing, detailed negative reviews come in.

    Hooters has always been a mixed bag of butterface sluts who usually look much better when it’s tip time because you’ve been drinking, so they have this weird inflated sense of self-worth. There are the rare beauties there but they generally don’t last.
     
  9. donkeypunch

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    They've actually gone on to better themselves, their life and their career as skrippers. I salute them.
     
  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    Yeah, that's one of three paths:
    • They got snatched up by some (usually older, more wealthier) bro who saw their intrinsic value as arm candy
    • Realized they were better than Hooters and moved on to a better career/job
    • Got recruited further into the sex worker industry like stripping, prostitution and/or p*rn
     
  11. GRENDEL

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    I was never a fan of Hooters, only went a few times and it was bad service paired with bad food.

    Years ago, the wife and I hit up our local Twin Peaks and became regulars on the weekend, cheap drinks, solid food and good service.....
     
  12. KingCheetah

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    Millennials have completely destroyed American Exceptionalism.
     
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  13. Buck Turgidson

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    Pretty sure the Jailbreak will be at the Jail

    Could be somewhere else.
     
  14. rocketsjudoka

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    The deeper the cushion the sweeter the pushing. Or so I have read.
     
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  15. davidio840

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    I may have missed something but the last post from @Carl Herrera was


    Where’s that thread about missing members at
     
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  16. donkeypunch

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    Does he work at Hooters now?
     
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  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!
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    ‘Reed Sheppard enjoys Hooters’ -Woj
     
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  18. Houstunna

    Houstunna Mr Graphix
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    There are plenty big booties at Hooters, and there's some smaller ones at Twin Peaks.

    There are lesser endowed chestisis at Hooters too, but with ass.

    The name Twin Peaks is Hooters. What do you think Twin Peaks means?.... a pair of breasts.

    Hooters just has too much competition right now. People took the same concept and made it better. The Hooters' powers-that-be rested on their laurels and allowed other restaurants to pass them. Bombshells is the place really doing it currently -- that place is almost a nightclub every night with the DJ and staying open until 2am.
     
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  19. Houstunna

    Houstunna Mr Graphix
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    Perhaps, but women gotta do it first.

    They flaunt their bodies every time they leave the house, whether it's going to work or going to the gas station.

    Men's biology is what it is, and women love attention.
     
  20. KingCheetah

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    Twin peaks means boobs?
     
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