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His name is Isaiah Sheppard

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by H. Christopher, Jun 25, 2024.

  1. cmoak1982

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    The Taxman is a pretty cool nickname imo
     
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  2. OkayAyeReloaded

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    Mixed Black and Beige German Sheppard

     
  3. HI Mana

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    You all are vastly underrating the potential that is unlocked with this fact.

    1. Increases his potential for misspellings on Clutchfans by at least 50%. "Sheppard" with 2 Ps is already at Redick/Reddick levels of confusion; I'd argue it's already surpassed Pat Beverley/Beverly Hills. Reed/Reid has at least a smidgen of potential but honestly I am pretty low on this developing outside of a meme-y "Maury"-like intentional misspelling. But Isaiah is arguably the MOST misspelled name in NBA history, especially because the greatest holder of that name had an alternative spelling. I think the only other one even in contention would be Dwyane.

    2. Automatic induction into the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars, one of the greatest ideas from Bill Simmons back when he was throwing 100mph as a writer.

    3. Unbelievable nickname potential. "Tax Man" for a guy who literally looks like a government accountant is too perfect. The calls on the court will be fantastic:
    • On a steal: "There goes the Tax Man, picking pockets again"
    • On a closeout block: "That return just got denied!"
    • On a follow-up dunk: "Reed Sheppard just gave everyone in Houston an early Refund!"
    • Contested three: "The Taxman will have his due"
    • Wide open three off a kickout: "There are three things certain in life, Death, an Amen Thompson blowby, and a Taxman 3-pointer".
     
  4. backwardhead

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    I think more people would be on the Reed Shepherd train if DDakota wasn't the engineer.

    I'm here for it though.
     
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    A prophet and a shepherd
     
  6. Verbal Christ

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  7. Fulgore

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    I’m hoping Ackerman doesn’t come up with some lame catch phrase every time this guy hits a three.
     
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    Imagine if his name was Zion Sheppard.
     
  9. hlmbasketball

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    You can't
     
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    Yeah, yeah, yeah and if Clingan was a Klingon, we would all be singing his tune

     
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    All very solid arguments. I wasn't sold on him before, but now I absolutely am 100% on board the Draft the Taxman wagon.

    Let do this!
     
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  13. ApacheWarrior

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    Would he be the black sheep of the group.....or black Sheppard? There i said it
     
  14. Mad Cornbread

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    "3 SHEPPARDS.........Isaiah give Him an Amen!...." - Gene Ackerman......after a Reed 3 from an assist from Thompson........
     
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  15. groovemachine

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    We will need Bullard and Worrell back to properly pull this off.
     
  16. Os Trigonum

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    bump for relevance
     
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  17. YaoMac09

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    +5 athleticism. Reed is officially the black FVV.
     
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  18. ickaruto

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    If Reed Sheppard did blackface he would have gone #1
     
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    Zeke the TaxMan
     
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    IRS WILL MAKE YOU PAY!
     

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