BBQ Snob: The Top 25 New Barbecue Joints in Texas

Yes. I was in the movies. That's how bad they've gotten- mediocre BBQ and me.

 

I figured Marvel, TX was a mobile 20ft radius around you

 

Let's pray.

 

Within viewing distance.

 

Adios Valentina's. I loved that place, incompetence and overexpansion ****ed it all up, which is how every taco or bbq joint makes a mess of things.

https://www.statesman.com/story/ent...ease-buda-texas-failed-to-reopen/73714035007/

 

Are you sure it’s not because of Wokeness?

 

Oh no, now you've done it:

https://www.barbsbq.com/

 

I'll check it out only if I can get my BBQ organically cruelty free raised from Vegan gender fluid animals and if the smoker isn't powered by fossil fuels!

 

valentinas was great, but i hadnt been since the pandemic. i went in late 2020 and they were making everyone order online, even if you were standing at the trailer talking to the person in front of the register. they were being pretty rude about it too so i just never went back.

those tacos were pretty incredible though. they really found a niche and did a great job with the food, but the owners were apparently real a**holes.

theres several reddit threads about them with former employees chiming in and sharing text messages from the owners (husband and wife). they seem like they would have been horrible people to work for.

 

It's the best bbq in Lockhart, which is saying something.

 

Should have stuck with the trailer. They got waaaay over their heads

 

I think you've figured out the next millennial tiktok dipshit trend: solar powered bbq

 

Not good enough. The sun is is burning hydrogen too. You need to find another way.

 

Geothermal is out because it's made by radiation...what's left?

 

Had Woody’s Smokehouse brisket in Centerville twice over the weekend and brought home a couple of pounds. It might be my favorite brisket and has often tipped the scales on me deciding to driving to Dallas.

 

I’d say wind turbines, but I’m told they cause cancer

 

There are actually solar powered grills.
https://inhabitat.com/wilson-solar-grill-stores-the-suns-energy-for-nighttime-fuel-free-grilling/

 

They also give a ready supply of bird meat.

 

Wait... what?

Better than Kreuz Market?
Better than Smitty's?
Better than Black's?

 

Trying to decide if bird meat or fowl flesh would be a better name for a band...