[Official] Astros @ Tigers

I used to be a fan of Jake Meyers but enough is enough

 

Dammit.

 

What a ****ing disgrace

 

Hitters still swinging at every first pitch

 

Good thing we didn’t put Loper in CF vs the RHP with our ground ball pitcher on the hill

 

Our plate discipline is atrocious, swinging at first pitches. Fire Cintron!

 

Holy ****, 4 pitches. Make him work Astros.

 

Thanks Jake.

 

We should be ready to move on from Jake Meyers by now, right?

 

Don’t think the Astros can score 3 runs.

 

Leon will eventually be brought up probably. Need to see what you have in him. Stop wasting time with Meyers.

 

Yep. He's like the 2nd best RBI producer per PA on the team, one of the better overall hitters this season using context neutral stats, while having an off, but still good defensive season.

He should get stoned.

 

Or just use Doobie. He’s the only guy hitting on the team with RISP.

 

Use Dubon everyday
"Altuve sit.. Dubon taking your spot today"
"Alvy, play DH so Dubon has the outfield"
"Diaz, we want you at DH so Alvy can have his OF turn and Dubon can spell you at C. It's not that hard right I mean Maldy did it"
"Brown, go see what Jose Abreu is doing in Florida as we give Dubon your starting pitching spot for a bit. Doobie, you pitched in little league, right? Same thing"

 

Tucker, Singleton, the only hitters we have

 

Tucker with the MLB lead in HR's now (or tied anyway).

 

Crane needs to do all he can to keep Tucker.

 

Dozen for Tucker.

 

The classic double play to stop the momentum.

Story of the Asstros this year.

 

Dammit. I loathe DPs turned by the other team.