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One for the Draya, two for the Jalen

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by sirjesse, May 5, 2024.

  1. ThatBoyNick

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    Well well well, looks like KPJ wasn’t the only one hittin women last summer
     
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  2. Nook

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    I hope it works out for him and more importantly I hope he is a good co-parent.
     
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  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    The Rockets should trade him now - there is no way he ever reaches his peak and this screams POOR DECISION making.

    Don't let the door knob hit ya where the good lord split ya Jalen.

    DD
     
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    There is no way he can be the same good parent to all of his future 12 kids.

    Maybe the money can help but he cannot clone himself to give all those kids quality time.

    That is called family planning and be reasonable with the amount of kids.

    And using condoms
    .
     
  6. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Dude ass. Good thing we’re not married to him
     
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    Inconsistent efficiency
     
  8. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    How many shots do you think he took before they all got pregnant? If he is a sub 40% shooter, I mean that guy had to be exhausted.

    DD
     
  9. Jontro

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    or maybe he develops a liking to hole #2 like a true pr0nstar. no moar babies, just these 2.
     
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    I wondered where his aggression and consistency went... was making babies..

    JGreen baby factory.

    Case solved.

     
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  12. Bobbythegreat

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    All jokes aside, I just wish he was good at basketball.
     
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    .....and a buncha nail painting and half-assing for the Rockets.
     
  14. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    My first reaction: No wonder the guy had such an up-and-down year.

    My second reaction: Next year could possibly be even worse. He's got a multiple permanent non-basketball things on his mind now.
     
  15. Rokman

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    My first reaction was your second reaction.
     
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  16. Rokman

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    Well at least if his baby mamas don't act motherly we know he can fill in those shoes.
     
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    "Why are so many ex-NBA players broke?"
     
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    definitely not a marriage material!
     
  19. Ancient Moabite

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    According to biblical texts Solomon had like 70+ wives and some say 50-100 children

    Saint JG4 Issa should be okay with his Mary Mageledenes

    You don't family plan the same using your bubble world vs entertainers

    It don't work like that AL
     
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    Why are so many ex-fame/bag$$ chasers broke?

    Add the total pie and you will see why the NBA has its % in that giant melting pot of those so-called broke players, which is all a state of mind

    Nobody is being paid in gold, so they are all actually broke, credit/debt notes are substitutes(iou)
     

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