[Official] Astros @ Cubs

Went to Wrigley field for my 21st birthday and had a 40+ year old woman seated nearby hitting on me the entire game, trying to buy me alcohol.

Now I'm 40+

I don't know how I feel about that

Now that I think of it, That was kinda f'd up!

 

Went to WRIGLEY and Carlos Lee homered.
Then we went to the wringer circle. It was a good day

 

Because BBC is jamming down Espada’s throat to start Abreu.

Before you think I’m being dirty minded, BBC stand for Bagwell, Biggio, and Crane LOL

 

Maybe.... he is a puppet to Crane just like Dana is...

 

I was like, "Damn, the British are taking over our sports now"

7th inning stretch may turn into "High tea time"

 

We have 1 RBI from first base this season, I s**t you not....1.

Give be Dubon, Cooper, Cabbage, Loperfido, Hensley, Caratini, anybody. Hell Bagwell himself might be more productive.

 

Abreu 2-4, 2B, 3 RBIs, BB

In his dreams.

 

I understand that as long as Abreu is on the roster he must play SOME

But making a public statement that he needs time off, and then another one that Singleton is going to get more playing time - then starting Abreu?

That's just flat clown show stuff.

 

That's what teams do when they tank to get a draft pick. 2028 going to be so sweet

 

Dana Brown might be involved too. That would make it BBBC

 

I figured Abreu would be starting vs. a lefty. He can’t hit though so there’s that.

 

Bregman clean up? Make me laugh.

 

Espada, "Bregman! You're on clean up!"
*Bregman swings his bat
Espada, "No bruh, grab a mop, there's sunflower seeds everywhere!"

 

Yeah Mark Appel worked out great for us.

 

What do you mean. The Astros learned their lesson by drafting Brady Aiken the next year... Oh wait!

 

In 23 games we really have 1 rbi from 1st base.

That’s absolutely insane man.

 

Triple A Yuli

 

Harry Spilman

 

Wiener not wringer

 

Can’t bench abreu for the first game back in Chicago.