Bah, statistical manipulation. Everyone knows that drinking nail polish remover is where the real money is.
I have always heard that your urine is "cleaner" than your saliva. Is that true? This was pointed out to people who were spitting on their contacts before re-inserting them into their eyes. I don't wear contacts, but I do spit occasionally.
When I lived in Kentucky back in the 70's we had a Mountain Dew/Mello Yellow ripoff called "Kickapoo Joy Juice". http://www.sodaking.com/product_info.php?products_id=230
Well, it looks like I'll be drinking urine tonight (Keystone) since our buddy just got arrested on a beer run. Class B misdemenor I guess but still, f the police, and f the guy at the gas station on lamar. This really makes the "old enough to die for your country but not old enough to drink beer" argument valid for me and my friends
As well as old enough to: Vote Smoke Drive Own a gun Do p*rn Buy p*rn Prostitute yourself if you're in Nevada Enjoy a prostitute if you're in the above state Play in the NBA and get drafted if WWIII breaks out (so then it's "old enough to be taken away from the 'smoking hot chick' threads...")
Well, now my friends in the slammer all night, even though ass clown cops said itd be an hour, hour and a half and hed be out. I'm gonna listen to some Tupac in rebellion, crash, and look forward to the better tomorrow wrecking north texas.
I'm drinking my pee right now. Tastes like warm, stale beer. I'll let you know after a month if this works..........