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Have you drank your urine today?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Sep 3, 2004.

  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...thailand_urine_offbeat_040902151155&printer=1

    Cup of urine a day keeps ailments at bay

    BANGKOK (AFP) - Drinking urine can eliminate sinus trouble, turn grey hair black and even cure cancer, a Thai academic said, citing a study of local Buddhists who engage in the unorthodox practice.

    Ratree Cheepudomwit, of the Thai Traditional and Alternative Medicine Development Department, said hundreds of urine drinkers attested that consuming a daily cup worked wonders for their overall health and helped slow the ageing process.

    She said that in June she queried 250 members of Santi Asoke, a strict indigenous Buddhist movement believed to have thousands of followers, and 204 respondents said they had learned from ancient Buddhist manucripts that drinking one's urine improved health.

    "Of the respondents, 87 percent confirmed that it had head-to-toe benefits for them, including for example reduction of dandruff, grey hair, sinus problems and cancer," Ratree told AFP.

    The medical elixir was not easy on everyone's system, as about one in 10 urine drinkers suffered diarrhea afterwards, but the practice should not be viewed with disgust, she said.

    "Other groups of people who drank urine were Buddhist monks who practised in accordance to scriptures which are more than 2,500 years old," she said.
     
  2. outlaw

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    no but i did have a mountain dew
     
  3. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    No, but I think I'll treat myself to one of those new Cokes that have half the sugar. (or something like that) They're pretty good... better than diet Coke. I'll pass on the urine, thank you. ;)
     
  4. Isabel

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    :rolleyes: a bunch of excess nitrogen that your body didn't want in the first place...

    oh well. Better drinking your own urine than someone else's, I guess.

    I would imagine it would taste horrible, though. (just guessing) There are drinks like the aforementioned Mountain Dew - and beer - that look about the same going in as they do coming out. The quantities are about the same too.
     
  5. Faos

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    I can't wait for the "Got Urine?" ads.
     
  6. Faos

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    I'm all about Pepsi Edge. I prefer that over C2.
     
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    Yes.



    Er, uh....hey, how 'bout those Astros!
     
  8. Cohen

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    'What's in this punch? It tastes familiar...'
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Brings an entirely new meaning to the British slang "I'm so stinkin' pissed right now!"
     
  10. m_cable

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    Geez, I guess it's pretty safe to say that urine for a thread-full of pissy puns.
     
  11. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    There's got to be a city pool joke in here somewhere.
     
  12. LegendZ3

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    I rather die from cancer...........


    This remind me of that episode of South Park where Cartman got everyone to crap out of their mouths.
     
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    Suddenly, Moises Alou seems like a perfectly normal kind of guy!
     
  14. B-ball freak

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    This is great news, as I have been unsuccessfully trying to market my urine for years!!! This is just the pub I was looking for. I'm calling it B-ball's Snake Oil and our slogan will be "Straight from the Tap"
     
  15. Jeff

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    I think we've discussed this before but Buddhist monks have been doing this for centuries.
     
  16. DonnyMost

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    hmm.. I might stop and think next time before I tell someone to go eat s**t
     
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    Doodie!!!

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  18. Deckard

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    I haven't tried it. Guess I should.
    Jeff, I'll never look at a Buddhist monk the same way again! ;)
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Say what you want, but I guarantee you that women will start doing this in droves.
     
  20. Faos

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    Normal?
    He was wasting perfectly good drinking piss on his hands.
    What an idiot.
     

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