Once these scumbags have your address it's just non-stop mail every other day with this bullshit. No one at my house has ever had Medicaid or Medicare quit sending this junk to me.
Citing 'Christmastime' as some finite universal date range when it's different for everyone. I've seen it twice in the past week, one of those times in a professional setting.
All I wanted was something waterish for my short drive...so they hand me a Topo Chico, which I assume is totally ok...5 minutes down the road I open it, take a swig, and realize: it's an alcoholic Topo Chico selzer with pineapple flavor. Not only was it not what I expected, it was also just about the nastiest tasting beverage I've ever tasted...so I spit it out the window and poured the rest out, stopped the truck, and found a renegade bottle of water that had been under the back seat for a month or so, and proceeded home.
I grabbed a Pimms Lemonade once in a Tesco in the UK and was oblivious as to why I had a hard time ringing it up in the self checkout or why the clerk gave me a dirty look when she came to help. I get back to the hotel, open it, take a sip and run to the bathroom to spit it out. Look closer and realize there's a very small ampersand, Pimms & Lemonade. Guess I should have realized it was alcoholic because it was in a can but going from expecting sweet lemonade to getting a giant mouthful of whatever that was was not great.
The kid in the AutoZone ad who asks “are you sure it’s free?” That kid should be grounded immediately
I'm not particularly religious, but I am annoyed by those who spell it "XMas" ESPECIALLY commercial establishments. Like you're already capitalizing off a religious holiday, the least you can do is not strike out the name of the person the holiday is supposed to be celebrating : / Not a fan of the commercialization of Christmas to begin with -- but that's just American tradition at this point. And my tradition continues to be wait until the last minute and see what I can find at the Galleria and Target on Christmas Eve.
Why's he so ****ing special? My birthday's right there too, and nobody's closing stores and s!!t on my account. Sure "Jesus" does it, but when I try to wash a hooker's feet before she eats I'm told not to come back to Bubba Gumps
I was running a road race in 2008 and was handed a Monster Energy Drink. I didn’t know what it was and thought it was just like Gatorade. I slammed it and too late realized it was carbonated. Running and carbonation don’t mix and I puked it up. This was about mile 4 of a 7 mile run but still finished the run.
