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  1. Buck Turgidson

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    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Ah

    Ah, who?

     
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    The next time James Harden demands a trade......
     
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    #186 Buck Turgidson, Nov 11, 2023
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    A couple goes to the pearly gates, and ask St Peter if they can have a divorce.

    Wait here, I'll ask.

    Much later he comes back and says "no"

    We still want a divorce, and what took so long?

    "It took me long enough to find a priest up here, now you want me to go find a lawyer?"
     
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    Christmas dad joke

    What do the grammar police call Santa’s elves?
    Subordinate Clauses.
     
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