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I'm the unluckiest S.O.B. out there.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Aug 16, 2004.

  1. pradaxpimp

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    Well atleast ur not a siamese twin with a gay brother and u guys share an a$$hole.

    things could be worse
     
  2. giddyup

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    Only if you edit out The Theory of Consolation Nookie.
     
  3. RocketsPimp

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    Dude, you are on fire today.
     
  4. Another Brother

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    Tried it last night...

    ...Everyone cried, collected money for me then took my car keys.

    Got any more stories? :p
     
  5. HayesStreet

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    Jesus. I am going to have a drink right now just thinking about your weekend.
     
  6. vj23k

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    Sorry about your weekend, man.
     
  7. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Fatty,

    Sorry to hear that you had such a sh!tty weekend. It is a great trait, IMO, that you can talk about this and laugh about it; I wish I had that trait.
     
  8. Austin70

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    She uses your kid against you, that is wrong. My ex used too do that, we used to argue alot, but now we are getting along better. She and my fiancee had a long talk and it seems like she is afraid of my fiancee. For you right now, it is 2 against 1, maybe if it was even she would act like such an over-powering b****.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    A little off-topic, but I don't think it deserves its own thread.....

    I've got a T-Mobile Account. I lost my cell-phone. I got my last phone for free 6 months ago, so I doubt I'll get another freebie.

    That said, what is the cheapest T-Mobile phone?
    What is the best bang for the buck?
    Are there any specials on T-Mobile phones out there that don't require a contract?

    Thanks.
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Alright; Semi-update: And this is just plain weird.

    Girl I went out with the Tuesday before. Just a brief synopsis. We went out on that date. We had a great time. Stayed up waaayyyy past both our bed times. I think I left at 2:00 a.m. She stated that this was a great date, and she was very happy with the way things turned out. I told her I would call on Sunday.

    Obviously, I wasn't able to due to the missing phone. I was able to check my phone records that Wednesday. I called her up, and explained that I lost my phone. Asked what her plans were.

    She said she was busy the rest of the week, but there was going to be a big party at the pool on Saturday. I said I'd see her there.

    Get to the pool on Saturday. She avoids me like the plague all day long. I've got no idea why.

    I left her a message last night saying I'd still love to take her out if she was interested. No response, as of yet.

    Although it's not a big deal (we only had one date) I'm still perplexed by her behavior. Especially due to the fact that we had such a good time.

    I suppose the unlucky streak continues. Damnit!
     
  11. bamaslammer

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    I hope things turn out better for you, because that sucks! At least you can laugh about it. Take the advice of those whacky boys from Monty Python.....
     
  12. SpaceCity

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    Rough weekend. So much for quitting smoking now, eh? ;)
     
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    No kidding. It's apparantly the wrong weekend to quit sniffing glue, either. That's what helps me keep my jovial spirits up.
     

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