When i was living in the states about a year ago i had a Cable TV company called Shaw , I ordered Digital Satellite thinking i got HBO SHOWTIME etc... But what i really was surprised to see was i also got the oportunity to buy PLAYBOY , Spice and other types of movies of this gender for about 8$ - 15$ So you know every now and then i would catch a flick So i would get bills up to 100$ almost every month.... But one month i got a bill for about 250$ and i was mad as helll so a freind of mines was there and i started saying im going to call these people and ask for explenations ( at this point i didnt realize why the bill was so high ) so i said in a cocky manner watch to my friend, and i put the attendant on SPEAKER... I started out screaming asking for explanations and they said that i have bought alot of pay per view movies this month ( and i thought they were talking about actual movies) so i was like thats a lie i want a report on them now !!!!! HAHA to my surprise and embarrasement on speaker the lady started naming all the movies i have bought starting out with GHETTO BOOTY 1 , Hot TUBS 2 (The blondes are back) etc.... and my friend laughing his ass off when i realized my mistake i stated oh im sorry and clicked..... Has anything like this happend to any of you out there??
My wife used to prepare expense reports for several of the higher ups who travel at her company. She was always laughging about how some of them always seemed to have 1 or 2 porns on their hotel statements almost always telling her it was a billing error.
Does this have anything to do with jorts, at all?? Actually...I'm not sure if this is relevant, but it's a similar funny story. My wife and I joined my parents on a trip to Vegas back in 98. I was in law school and my wife was teaching first grade, so we had no money at all. My parents got a free trip and wanted us to come with them, so they got us a room, too. Stayed at the Monte Carlo. So we get there the first day...arrive in our room...unpacking..and my wife sits down and starts to watch TV. She does something that ends up ordering p*rn. I hear the music...the movie...everything..I'm like in the bathroom or something...I come out and she's desparately trying to delete the "purchase." I just start laughing, knowing this will be on my parent's bill when we go to check out. She's like, "what do i do???" I told her to call down to the front office and tell them she made a mistake and doesn't want the movie...she was like, "YOU CALL!" I said, "no, honey...i'm not interested in telling the front desk I accidentally ordered College Sluts on pay per view." So she finally calls...and she's all embarassed. And they tell her to turn the channel off right away and it won't bill her for it. She was so relieved. Needless to say, I still coudn't resist telling the story to my parents over dinner that night! And save the, "dude, Max..you guys should have enjoyed the movie posts" that i know are inevitable!
Dude, Max, you should have.... OH wait... You told us not to.... OK nevermind then. There have been a couple of times (when I still had digital cable at my old apt,) that DT and his friends would come over and crash at my place, and they'd stay up all night and watch movies. Once, they told me that they ordered a movie, but they didn't specify what kind.... But I found out when my cable bill came. Dirty dirty boys and their dirty dirty p*rn. Of course DT said he didn't watch it and it was an accident, but his friends weren't ashamed at all to admit watching it.
Well Meggo, they might have been watching it to laugh at, but I doubt they were getting a lot of prurient interest out of it. Men watch p*rn home alone for the obvious reason...but when we watch it at a party or in a group of guys its to laugh at it.
Exactly. In most p*rn movies, there is almost as much to enjoy poking fun at as there is poking to enjoy. To be honest, I would feel really awkward were I to be watching a p*rn with a buddy and got the impression that he was being turned on or into it. That's usually when it's time to say your goodbyes and everyone convene to your respective showers.
My wife found a receipt for something called 'Mexican Cream' and accused me of buying p*rn. Thrown off by the accusation, I couldn't remember what that receipt was for until it hit me a week later. Stupid landscaping stones nomenclature. Why do they have to sound so sexy?
<Beavis>Uh huh huh huh uh uh huh huh huh...............poking................uh huh huh huh uh huh huh</Beavis>
DUDE, you had me at "joined my parents". I knew your post was destined for uncontrollable laughter in my cubicle/office/cellar/dungeon/personal_space/sad_place.
