Somebody emailed this to me: Guess what: I won the Florida lottery! I Did! I'm now a multi-millionaire! Can you believe it? Wow! No more worries. Well...my ticket doesn't have the exact winning numbers on it, but I meant to pick those numbers. The ticket was very confusing when I was filling it out and so I ended up with the wrong numbers on my card. But since I really meant to pick those other numbers, they're going to have to give me the money anyway! They really shouldn't make those cards so hard to fill out! And even though I was confused, I didn't ask for help because no one would have helped me anyway. I know one thing: if the Florida State Lottery won't give me the money, I'll sue! ------------------
First bump is always suspect. Then you lean into it and before you know it, it’s a five day bender with a stripper named Krystal.
It also felt like a 23 year old scam and he did not win anything. His last activity was 12 years ago.........was living like a king then.
It was about the 2000 election. Also knowing Mia Khalifa, I don’t think you need a billion dollars to hang out with her.
Flex and bring Vegas with you wherever you go, bro. Crazy thing about those stripper benders...you go through all of the stages of a relationship within days...then you have to change your phone number, break your lease and move at 3am, then run like hell. If you were smart, you didn't introduce them to your people or take them to any of your regular hangouts. Give it a few weeks, then Krystal moves on to the next greatest love of her life.
