"So it'll be within a day's drive of Downtown Houston, round trip, at least twice" "Uh-huh." "It'll have a I-A football program that never consistently surpasses UT or A&M" "Stay word." "It will be cheap and easy to get into based on a sliding scale of class rank and SAT scores close to the Prop 48 minimums for student athletes" "Dig It." "And it'll be named after someone...who you kind of think died at the Alamo...but didn't." "Don't we have three of those already?" "We do." "Well why don't I sign those state accreditation papers and you show me that fat ass."
