[Official] Astros @ Rangers

We went to the Target there on Main, got a white sheet and a can of red spraypaint. Painted a big bullseye with a HIT IT HERE. Upper Deck LF for BP. He hit 2 just to the left of us, 5 to the right. My buddy's got a couple of those balls somewhere.

 

Seattle wins 8-4.

 

Held up a moment to make sure it would drop. Probably could have read it better.

 

Let’s go JV, get out of this

 

Jankowski is going to be an annoying little b*stard, I can feel it.

 

We're just doing to the Rangers what the Mariners did to us, a comeback notwithstanding (I realize they just scored a run).

 

Came on to say this.

 

Not like they used to be. I remember Pierre me Luis Castillo being the 1-2 in the marlins lineup and not getting 10HR combined.

How many guys today will play 10 years and not average 10+ HR per full season, let alone never have 10 in a single season? Maybe Straw will get there given he's under contract the next 3 seasons.

 

Nice K

 

Wow that was right down the middle

 

Beautiful!!

 

Struck his ass out

 

Semen going hard today

 

Not the location you want, right down the middle.

 

Omg man. I’m hitting someone in the face next inning.

 

Another hbp with a fast ball.....

 

It's on if he throws at Alzarez's bionic knees

 

Pena drunk?

 

Da heck was that AB, Pena