It's kinda hard not to when the guy sitting next to you has his legs crossed such that the jorts are riding up his crotch.
Are all denim shorts bad? I use to wear the ones that went past your knees a little. Now I just wear cargo shorts. I don't wear any shorts that stop above my knees. My cousin told me denim shorts were tacky, but I don't see a problem, if you want to dress casually, with some long denim shorts and t-shirt or a jersey.
Real cut off jeans rock. I have always hated jorts and people who wear them. Very stupid. Right now I like the knee-high cargo shorts but the material has to be real thin, not heavy. They are kind of hard to find these days, all the shorts I see are way too heavy. Cut off vintage pants are cool too. And I wont pay more than 15 bucks for any shorts.
As the proud owner of what Cesar Geronimo has called "the gayest post ever", in which I muse whether a man-skirt would make my butt look big, I can unequivocably state your so-called "jorts" sadly lack even the faux-naif charm of the witlessly mistaken. There will be no "jort" memorial tribute like that now honoring the mighty mullet - bizness in the front, party in the back. There will be no celebration of the "jort" craze, in a nostalgic nod to a happier, more innocent time. No, the "jort" will never quite be a whole pair of pants, that everyman puts on one leg at a time. Alas, poor "jort," it is not that we hardly knew thee. No, we knew thee all too well. And khaki don't make it better.
jesus christ. am i the only person who opened this thread expecting a discussion of someone named Jean Shorts?
I've never denied that I was a geek. It's worked out very well for me. Not sure why someone's choice of clothing, like jorts, would lead to hatred, though.
It could be worse, guys. I got back from France and Spain a couple of weeks ago, and damn near every guy was wearing capri pants. Disgusting.
Question. When you got laid, did you simply unzip your jorts and remove your package through the opening? Because that would be outstanding!
I'm happy I could ruin your day. ________________ Jorts ~ Man I learn way too much stupid **** from this site...
Was he any good? The last time anyone had any justification wearing cutoff jean shorts was if you held a ticket to see ZZ Top headline the Texas Jamm in 1979.
Brilliant and eloquent post, my friend. Incidentally: yes, your butt would more than likely look too big.
