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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Zion, Aug 12, 2004.

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  1. Zion

    Zion Member

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    Republican National Convention Schedule

    New York, NY

    6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
    6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
    6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
    6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
    6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
    7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
    7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
    7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
    8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
    8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
    8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
    8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
    8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
    9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
    9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
    9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
    9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
    10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
    10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
    10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
    10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
    10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
    10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
    10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
    10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
    11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
    11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
    11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
    11:35 PM Blame Clinton
    11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
    11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
    12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
     
    #1 Zion, Aug 12, 2004
  2. Refman

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    OK...I get it. You don't like the Republicans.

    There's really no need to be a jackass about it.

    I'm pretty sure I could have zapped off something equally devoid of wit and intelligence about the Democratic convention. Then again...I have better things to do.
     
    #2 Refman, Aug 12, 2004
  3. bigtexxx

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    I'm not sure which is worse, your r****ded attempt at humor, or the fact that you didn't provide a link to this, which in effect claims it as your own work. :rolleyes:
     
    #3 bigtexxx, Aug 12, 2004
  4. ZRB

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    That's beautiful.
     
    #4 ZRB, Aug 12, 2004
  5. Rocketman95

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    Or it could be a forwarded e-mail, which is kinda hard to link to. :rolleyes:

    Funny stuff Zion.
     
    #5 Rocketman95, Aug 12, 2004
  6. dc rock

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    Lame.
     
    #6 dc rock, Aug 12, 2004
  7. rimrocker

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    By the way, I've spent the whole freaking day in here (sad, I know). Have we swapped for Dikembe yet?
     
    #7 rimrocker, Aug 12, 2004
  8. bigtexxx

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    You should have just stuck with the "nevermind" comment. That was a great line.
     
    #8 bigtexxx, Aug 12, 2004
  9. Zion

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    Thank you.
     
    #9 Zion, Aug 12, 2004
  10. Rocketman95

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    Well here's an encore, just for you.

    Nevermind.
     
    #10 Rocketman95, Aug 12, 2004
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Man, that's really hilarious.
     
    #11 ima_drummer2k, Aug 12, 2004
  12. Zion

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    You want a link to a joke? LOL

    Oh yeah it could be from a biased source right? My bad keep checking this thread i'll post the link ASAP.

    and i'm supposed to be the r****ded one. LOL

    :D
     
    #12 Zion, Aug 12, 2004
  13. Zion

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    So how long did it take you to come up with the idea that i came up with this?

    Please do find other things to do. prefferably something your good at or at least can do.
     
    #13 Zion, Aug 12, 2004
  14. BrianKagy

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    You kids are so cute when you get cranky!
     
    #14 BrianKagy, Aug 12, 2004
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