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[Spoof] Dylan Brucks is the Franchise villain

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by daywalker02, Aug 10, 2023.

  1. daywalker02

    daywalker02 Member

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    Great character.

    Great fouling player winning championships!

    Better than what the Grizz threw at us.

    Oh Canada Mounties only Hope.
     
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    I actually liked how he acted in the playoffs and am hoping that he brings all of that character here. This team needs a heel type.
     
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    Why all the moronic "franchise player" threads?

    It's summer! Aren't people suppose be horny??
     
    #4 topfive, Aug 10, 2023
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    People are going to get tired of watching his act after about 20 games.

    Most will be yelling at their T.V. "Just play f*cking basketball !! " "Geez!!"
     
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Brucks? Is he gonna be fighting for playing time with Easton and Shingun?
     
    #6 napalm06, Aug 10, 2023
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    Best thread all summer.
     
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    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    Who wants to get sweaty when it's THIS hot outside?
     
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    20? I literally had a nightmare about him last week. I’ve bee tired of him for over a month already
     
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    It's the old joke, " I went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out."

    Rockets fans will be trying to see pro wrestling WWE talking Smack Down
    and hope a basketball game happens.
     
    #10 ApacheWarrior, Aug 11, 2023
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    Hopefully the rims at toyota center are reinforced this season
     
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    brehs will soon see that dylan is the villain we need. he’ll teach kjp to project that attitude towards the enemy rather than internally.
     
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    Rumor has it ABC is trying to get in on the action.

    Acme Brick Company

    They want to nickname Toyota Center "The Brick House"
     
    #13 ApacheWarrior, Aug 11, 2023
  14. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    It's hard to be horny when you're dehydrated because it's 1.2 million degrees out there.
     
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