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IF you can be any Rocket player, who would it be and why?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Aug 10, 2004.

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Who would you want to be on the Rox and why?

  1. Yao Ming

    30 vote(s)
    23.1%
  2. Mutombo (assuming we get him)

    1 vote(s)
    0.8%
  3. Juwan Howard

    1 vote(s)
    0.8%
  4. Mo Taylor

    3 vote(s)
    2.3%
  5. Tmac

    36 vote(s)
    27.7%
  6. Boki

    15 vote(s)
    11.5%
  7. Clarence Weatherspoon

    2 vote(s)
    1.5%
  8. Clutch the Bear

    17 vote(s)
    13.1%
  9. Les

    17 vote(s)
    13.1%
  10. Other

    8 vote(s)
    6.2%
  1. hikanoo49

    hikanoo49 Member

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    You should take into account everything about them (non basketball as well). My friend who is a Laker fan says he would rather be Rick Fox (good looks and hot ex-wife) than Kobe (rapist) and Shaq (fat).


    So who would you want to be on the Rox and why?
     
  2. hikanoo49

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    btw, I chose Yao because he seems like a good person and he has a chance to be one of the all time greats
     
  3. thegame_2234

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    i chose the clutch bear because is happy,cool,eat to much, can see the game from the court,






    and every cheerleader want to touch them :cool: :D
     
  4. 4Shoposite

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    I wouldn't want to be Yao. Too tall for my own good. Couldn't go anywhere without being starred at.

    Tracy McGrady is the richest player on the team right now...so probably him - but I wouldn't mind being Jim Jackson neither.
     
  5. lost_elephant

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    Id be Boki. Chicks dig guys with accents. well....maybe not deke.
     
  6. Samar

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    T-Mac without a doubt, this guy prolly gets more ass in one week then all of us ever will in our whole lifetime.
     
  7. huangtixi

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    This is by far the most girly thread!!

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  8. MLittle577

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    Mo-T.....

    Pass da blunt!

    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug." RIP Rick James.
     
  9. El Toro

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    'nuff said.
     
  10. rockingsoul

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    I choose to be spoon coz I am such a wierdo! :D
     
  11. juicystream

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    I want to be Mutumbo because I get 14million from the nets without even playing plus an extra 4.5million in very limited playing time. Shaq is the only player with a higher salary next season, though the nets will be through paying after this season.
     
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    I don't really want to be her, but man if my girlfriend looked more like that i would be happy.
     
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    I wouldn't want to be Yao, simply because that height is going to be very bothersome when he gets old.
     
  14. yaomania

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    Well, that's Clutch's wife.
     
  15. m_cable

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    So how far away from the, "If you could choose to be a breakfast item a rox player would eat, which item would you choose?" thread. A week? Perhaps two?
     
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    heeyyyy.. between this thread and the one about jersey numbers... this BBS is about to Jump the Shark!
     
  17. Hippieloser

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    Wait... can I be Spider-Man?
     
  18. MONON

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    I think I voted for Clutch the Bear; because he's the one I closest resemble, especially the midsection & ears. Also I would like trapsing amoung the Power Dansers & getting paid for it. :D
     
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    i would want to be tmac, because he is dead sexy at basketball.... and becuase of his lazy eye. that eye makes it impossible for defenders to tell where he is going...
     
  20. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    Les Alexander. to quote Chris Rock "There's rich and then there's wealthy. Shaq is rich, but the white man who is signing his checks is wealthy!"
     

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