I need annual updates on the “apparently” kid and the “it’s chicken. It’s fried chicken. I like fried chicken” kid as they must both be protected at all cost.
turtles in the news A Pancaked Turtle Fossil’s 150-Million-Year-Old Tale A beautifully preserved shelled reptile recovered from a Bavarian limestone deposit helps tell the story of how turtles first took to the seas. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/26/science/turtle-pancake-fossil.html
And while we're at it.... "It's just like....it's just like...a mini.....MALL!" EDIT: Update below! https://www.inverse.com/culture/sammy-stephens