Ask him about his authoring Children's books to get him to open up. Then gradually see how he feels he fits on the current team DaDakota ------------------ If you like RTS games, check out this one. www.frontierwars.com coming soon to a PC near you.
yeah thats it Flutie, thats what we ahould say....way to go.... ------------------ yeah aight whatever
I gave him directions on the telephone once. I was at this event last year during the campaign and one of the Rockets media people said, "Do you know how to get here from downtown?" I said, "Yeah." The person then handed me a cell phone and said, "Give him directions!" I said, "Him who?" The person said, "Kelvin" So, I gave him directions and he seemed pretty nice. He even laughed when I cracked a joke. Pretty surreal. I hope it works out. Most guys are just guys, ya know? Just talk to him like anyone else. ------------------ Who's your buddy? Who's your pal? I am, aren't I?
You should take down the names of all the Cato supporters who still have the courage to defend him here in the BBS.... give them to Kelvin and say.... 'This is a list of the Rockets' fans who have your back and support you on CC.Net through rain, sleet, or snow. They are passionate and deserve some acknowledgement.' 'Therefore, it is your duty, sir, to treat your fans to whatever their hearts desire. Cars. Jewels. Dom Perignon. A month-long, all-expense paid trip to the Caribbean. Whatever!' ' 'Cause God knows that guy is busting his hump trying to fool the other sane, healthy, well-adjusted Rocket fans who don't think you'll ever amount to S^*T, present party included!!' Now considering your physique, you might want to make this remark: 1. At the end of the night as you're leaving, 2. With you and your girl seated in your already started car AND (VERY IMPORTANT!!) Cato outside your car, 3. If Cato is as nice a guy as he is a hard worker. Now if he's a nice guy,... Just be a pal! ------------------
'This is a list of the Rockets' fans who have your back and support you on CC.Net through rain, sleet, or snow. Then he hands Cato a blank piece of paper. ------------------ its not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours - alaskansnowman [This message has been edited by alaskansnowman (edited July 24, 2001).]
Hangover: AS people before me have said, just treat him as you would anybody else. Ask him about his books and if he plans on writing more. Then, if it doesnt happen naturally, switch the convo to rocket mode with a question like "So how do you feel about the current team?" If you can, try to sympathize about his injuries and hint at what he's been doing this offseason to get ready. Maybe he can open up and share with you what's been goin on with him the last few years in terms of rox bball. I wonder if Cato knows everybody hates him? ------------------ its not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours - alaskansnowman
Ask him if he's going to lead the league in rebounding again this year. ------------------ First the Sopranos and now Eddie Griffin... thank you New Jersey!
You guys are hilarious. FRutie- Why don't you crawl back to the crappy Raptors board? I for one am sick of your posts. Sir- 5'11'' more like 5'9 1/2'' . I actually have a couple of friends that have hung around with him before. He seems to like PS2. ------------------ Fuggetabout it
What are the rest, Jeff? I think it'd be hilarious if Cato did read the boards, knew that sirhangover was plotting a double-date and went along just to get a little revenge for all the bad-mouthing we give him. Cato, if you're reading, maybe you can take everyone to a fancy restaurant and then stick hangover with the bill. Or plant some cocaine on him and call the cops. Or... any other ideas? ------------------ RealGM Gafford Art Artisan Cakes
Seriously, if you ever hang out with the guy, don't ask him squat about basketball. We can hash out that stuff here without him, and it's not like he's going to unload some great leak or insight on you that we won't hear about some other way. What we can't get here is a sense of what kind of person he really is. If you get that -- which you'll only get if you talk to him as a person and not as a basketball player -- you'll have done everyone here a great service.
how bout he just whips my a$$...nice post though juan as the most original so far.. pretty funny as the guy has no idea probably anyway it came up a couple of weeks ago and my girl is 'working on it' i forgot about the childrens books so that could be a starting point.. actually the girl that i am talking about had never heard of him and maybe thats what he liked about her...he wants people that dont know about him which probably makes sense.. funny side commentary is that this girl i am dating's other friend has been off and on with van exel which is even more funny to me.. the part i cant figure out is where i (dorky white guy) fit in amongst the gangsta hoopa and cato.. i am sure juan can tell me... ------------------ "no matter how good she looks someone... somewhere..is tired of her sh*t"
Ask him this; Since he is a tree ( tall, inanimate), what kind of tree is he? ------------------ The Emperor asked Master Gudo, "What happens to a man of enlightenment after death?" "How should I know?" replied Gudo. "Because you are a master," answered the Emperor. "Yes sir," said Gudo, "but not a dead one."
Ask him:- How many balls does he have . OK OK, may be that's just a dumb question. HA HA ------------------ Baseball is wrong, a man with four balls can't walk.
Just pull a Malosky and call him Calvin all night. ------------------ First the Sopranos and now Eddie Griffin... thank you New Jersey!
Oh and don't forget to get with rockHead to set up the hidden camera. ------------------ First the Sopranos and now Eddie Griffin... thank you New Jersey!
Ask him important stuff like: So what's it like to play with Bullard? He seems like he'd be a cool guy to hang out with, Do you think you can get me his autograph? That would be sweet. ------------------ ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Ask him "If the rockets offseason where a Shakespeare play which would they be?" or Just ask him if he would like some cheese with his Whine??? ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe
I spit my soda all over my monitor when I read this. j ------------------ Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
Question #1: What kind of music do you like? Question #2: Do you like to cook? Question #3: Tell me what you know about the Ford Taurus... Come on Cato, baby, help me out here, you can do it ... CBFC ------------------ Join the Chucky Brown Fan Club
ask him if he ever got "free oral sex" like Ewing. If he says no (which he must on a double date), then say, "Good, at least you are earning your sex."
