[Official] Astros @ Brewers

We need a middle of the order bat so badly

doesn’t even need to be a power hitter. Just a good solid hitter would be plenty.

 

hauser cutting them down like a knife through butter.

 

Have we run into a buzz saw of good pitching or did we just go ice cold?

 

Try to hit the top of the ball, Bregs

 

Yes

 

13 consecutive scoreless innings

 

Lol.

 

Bregman has been an embrassment on offense, nearly identical BA & OPS w/ Maldy... he had that hot streak for a few games but looks like he's back to sucking ass like he was to start the season.

 

Abreu made contact and no DP... at least there's that

 

bielak calmed down after the 1st.

offense still trying to roll out of bed.

 

like a good hooker, he's mowing us down.

 

Boy, Abreu sure knocked the crap outta that one too

 

62mph exit velo

 

Cue the "It's fine" fire dog gif for Bagwell.

 

Abreu jesus, you would think he would occasionally crush a ball by sheer luck at this point.

136 BBE...5 barreled balls.

 

Bielak is keeping us in this game!

SCORE SOME ****ING RUNS!!

 

I have more faith in someone on this board hitting a HR before this washed up bum

 

I think Tomstro could hit one to the Crawford boxes.

 

I think I did hit one against the A’s

 

Score some runs, maggots