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Your Momma is So Clutchfans... (jokes)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by PhiSlammaJamma, May 18, 2023.

  1. conquistador#11

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    Your momma is so clutchfans she washes her vajayjay in the sink!

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    Yo momma's so Clutchfans, she doesn't want Harden back when we literally don't have to give up any assets, there's not much better free agents this year, Rockets clearly need Harden way more than Harden needs Rockets, Harden's one of the best players of his generation, he just led the league in assists - just because we won't win a championship with him as the best player. Like, it's not always all or nothing. You can't wait until Michael Jordan becomes available in free agency. Literally, you'd be adding a huge asset for free, and this is somehow a debate.
     
  3. a time to chill

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    Yo momma so clutchfans she created a fire Silas petition and will probably start a fire Udoka petition next year
     
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    nope... doesnt cost a single asset... well... except for tying up 4 years worth of max cap money on a 34, 35, 36, and 37 year old James Harden... and hoping he stays 'engaged' - but its not like he's ever shown a tendency to cause a stir in the past...
    ah those NBA fully guaranteed contracts... max money... thats a lot of honey buns! lol!
    let me ask u... at a 4 yr max contract... how many years will it be before its a negative value contract? - where's he's either rehabbing or he's getting paid to stay at home - john Wall style... lol!
     
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    Yo momma is so clutchfans that her life can't live without a hEAD honcho
     
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    Yo momma is so clutchfans…she got used to drawing up appreciation letters right before lotteries.
     
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    Your mama is so Clutchfans that she subscribed to DD's only fans page.
     
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    Yo' momma so Clutchfans, she deserves her own thread.
     
  9. Easy

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    yo momma so clutchfans that she can't help but post a long ass post debating harden return in a yo momma thread.
     
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    Yo mama so clutchfans she gets paid tips online from strangers without even showing any x-rated material
     
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    Yo mama so clutchfans ron artest turns her on after he put his kids to sleep
     
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    yo momma so clutchfans she turned a corner and kicked the can down the road
     
  13. Easy

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    yo momma so clutchfans that she's on several dumb lists.
     
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    Yo mama so clutchfans she thinks millionaire NBA free agents are impressed with Ipad's!!! :confused:


    Go Rockets!!!
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    Too soon... lol... and that was nearly a decade ago IIRC
     
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  16. Rashmon

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    Yo mama so clutchfans she bought one of baylorbear09's puppies.
     
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    yo momma so clutchfans she thinks Sengun can teach Harden how to have heart
     
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    Yo momma is so clutchfans that she retired as a consumate professional and Rocket
     

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