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Ime Udoka Introduction Press Conference Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by AroundTheWorld, Apr 26, 2023.

  1. YaoMac09

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    "Ime, what is your favorite position?"
    "Why didn't you call that girl a bad b when you were slapping her booty?"
     
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    these "jokes" are old already. its going to be a long off season. :/
     
  3. Dr of Dunk

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    It couldn't have been Barnes because he said they were players that probably weren't on anybody else's boards (outside of the teams that drafted them) and they were ahead us (he made it seem like we were close but actually said "a pick early", whatever that means). Barnes was nowhere near close to our pick and ahead of it.

    @MystikArkitect said Jalen Williams, and that seems like a good one. But he also mentioned "3 or 4 people" like that.
     
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    Never even heard of the guy, until recently. Only times I briefly heard about him was when he had some argument with Greta Thunberg, and then when he got arrested. Never watched anything else, no idea what he says or he does. The term "Alpha" existed LOOOOONG before this dude.
     
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    Very weird that Udoka mentioned Patrick way more than Rafael. Something is up.
     
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    Ever seen that Netflix basketball movie with Adam Sandler and Ben Foster, called “Hustle”? Yeah.
     
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    dee dee & the gay clown have been jacking up continuously for hours since the press conference of the all time high stoned all mighty and muscly Ime and KPJ. someone check them periodically for heart attack or any annals of battery powered recordings.
     
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    I think we draft Wemby or Miller or we offer the pick for Brown. Boston can draft Henderson

    Sounds like Ime wants shooting so I guess KPJ in and Henderson out

    Ime as coach

    KPJ/Veteran
    Green/
    Jabari/Tari
    Wemby/Cam Johnson
    Sengun/

    Team looking real nice boys
     
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    This guy is impressive character. Unlike Silas he oozes leadership
     
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    Chill, dude!
    Here's a Rockets player with some taste:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Banchero went #1. It’s not like we had a choice.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Without thumbing through pages, am I the only one bumswazzled by the glaring absence of a crowd of players???
     
  15. DeBeards

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    :D
     
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    Not in the gym? Who the hell is that chick:eek:
     
  17. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    Tillman mentioned they believe they have 4-5 players who could be All-Stars. Obviously Josh Christopher is one. Who do you guys think the other 3-4 are?
     
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    Don G. with the "I know my Twilight" flex.
     
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    *conspiracy!*
     
  20. DeBeards

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    I.D.I.O.T.
     

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