That was a good Photoshop by RedFusion, but Teknokid's is just hilarious. Good job the both of you. Funny stuff.
No better place for this anecdote, but my mom ran into and talked with Del Harris at the SFO airport last weekend, as he was flying back to Beijing yet again. My mom was also flying to Beijing, but tragically on a different flight. (What, is the guy commuting back and forth or what?) She mentioned he was picking up a lot of food in the first class lounge... this guy might have an eating disorder!
What makes you think he wants to diet? He probably enjoys looking the way he does. I don't recommend anyone going in ANY diet. Will all you fatsos just put the COOKIE down???