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Slap Competition

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Reeko, Jan 20, 2023.

  1. ElPigto

    ElPigto Member
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    People really bored to try something like this. Nuts.
     
  2. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    …funny you say that.

    Up next: Pro Teabagging
     
  3. The Real Shady

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    Bored in Russia is different than bored in America.
     
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    All I read was "White Power Slap"
     
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Can’t unsee now.
     
  6. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Might as well do closed fist and call it punched out. Open hand slap is for cucks.
     
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  8. Nook

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    The problem I have with this is that it causes long term brain damage.

    I have had probably at least a dozen serious concussions in my life and as I have gotten older it has become a problem.

    Dana White shouldn’t be allowed to do this.
     
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  9. Dr of Dunk

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    If y'all really want to be entertained, listen to some slap fight commentary on YouTube by a user named Penguinz0. The first time I ever saw this stuff was a video of his and some of the stuff he says during the commentary make me wish he'd do a Houston Rockets game. Definitely NSFW.
     
  10. zeeshan2

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    Will Smith rubbing his hands like Birdman somwhere
     
  11. pmac

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    This reminds me of a story I saw where a slave fought off 3 British soldiers and was immediately promoted.

    The shocking thing to the guy that promoted him was that he was doing this weird dodging thing that he'd never seen before. He went on to be a boxing champion despite his dodging being considered 'cowardly'.

    Apparently, MF's in Europe were not dodging punches in the late 1700s?!
     
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  12. KingCheetah

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    They did the same stupid bullshit with guns.
     
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  13. The Real Shady

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    This is a slap contest I can get behind.

     
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