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[Official] Texans @ Dolphins

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Castor27, Nov 25, 2022.

  1. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    I like your new avatar. Reminds me of the failure that is Patriots South.
     
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    Ans Allen completes a 10 yd pass to bring his total to 99yd for the game.:eek:
    And his ypa skyrocketed from 4,2 to 4.5.:oops:
     
  3. vjohnson

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    Any player celebrating a touchdown or a turnover should be cut… this is no longer a regular season game they already called off the dogs this is now a preseason game that’s just happening in the regular season
     
  4. Nook

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    Just stupid all the way around. It makes the owner and GM look stupid as well. The GM has now had two coach hires in two seasons and both times just settled for black coaches so when they eventually hire the white coach they want, no one can say ****.
    At least Culley got a fat check for dealing with this BS. Lovie has gotten a fat check everywhere he has been, and is an ******* but whatever.
     
  5. Mr.Scarface

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    Jordan Akins has earned a contract extension.
     
  6. Two Sandwiches

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    As a reminder of how incompetent this staff is, Jordan Akins was originally cut and signed to the practice squad.
     
  7. Nook

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    “Nick, you think we can get a franchise quarterback in this draft? Maybe a Manning or Brady type?” - Cal

    “Caserio, absolutely we can! “ -Nick

    “One that doesn’t rape women?” - Cal

    “Absolutely!” - Nick

    “I need another triple scotch, neat please and someone get Joel Osteen up here.” - Cal
     
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  8. Mr.Scarface

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    Um. NO. Akins was cut by the Giants and the Texans signed him to the PS.
     
  9. Nook

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    Warren Moon
     
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  10. Two Sandwiches

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    My bad. Didn't even know he had left, to be honest.


    Why was he on the practice squad for so long? For Pharaoh Brown?
     
  11. Nook

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    “Bucky Richardson under center, direct snap - great run, pick up of 3! Rock and roll Texans!”
     
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    Mike McDaniel is going to need a cigarette and a sandwich after the throating he's getting from this commentary team
     
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  13. Mr.Scarface

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    Yes. The staff gave up on Brown.
     
  14. Nook

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    Who cares? It’s an epic **** show of complete failure and incompetence from ownership down to the waitress that spills a triple scotch on Cal’s blubbery stomach in the skybox.
     
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  15. Two Sandwiches

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    Akins has always been a better player than Brown, imo.
     
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    Man, I'm glad I'm heading to Coushatta next Sunday. Don't wanna watch stalker creep Perv Boy "Bring my own towel to keep the evidence Watson" make his debut, nor Chubb and Hunt steamrolling over our defense.
     
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    classic 2nd half prevent defense stat padding for Kyle Allen
     
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  19. javal_lon

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    Take the points guys!.. lmao
     
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    Well thanks to this fools gold 2nd half no one is getting fired this week.
     
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