[FACT] Trump was the 3rd Fattest President ever

Ordinarily I’d disapprove of fat shaming, but I don’t think that applies to the shameless.

 

Taft and Cleveland are more impressive in the times when there weren’t many fatties.

Trump is a loser, even at being fat.

 

Okay

 

That’s not fair to Trump. Taft and Cleveland didn’t have access to McD.

 

According to teh Googles, Taft's normally (non-diet) breakfast was a 12 oz steak, every day.

...and it goes on to reveal he also often ate beef steak for all three meals, slathered in butter and broiled.

I doubt Trump could keep up.

 

And blood of innocents

 

...and still died at the old age of 72. I don't even need to look up his cause of death.

 

Taft was out here eating for 2…damn

 

Yes Taft and Cleveland didn’t need diapers.

Trump is the 1st US president to wear diapers.

History!

 

I think we're all adult enough here to admit that we've needed a diaper after a long weekend fast food bender.

 

Hypothetically, if he were to eat just that, would it be enough to gain weight, or does it just indicate what else he was eating during the day? Cholesterol would be an issue but I wonder about blood sugar and actual caloric intake.

 

Cleveland Taft was the first black president.

 

But did he eat ketchup on his steak like Trump?