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Which athlete would you fight in the ring?

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  1. Slyonebluejay

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    Yes
     
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  2. Jugdish

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    If they count, I'm going with Doyle Brunson as my opponent.
     
  3. larsv8

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    Mckayla Maroney

    I'd wrastle her.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  5. ROCKSS

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    Danica Patrick!! I would not mind getting punched by her
     
  6. The Captain

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    If race car drivers are athletes…

    Any NASCAR driver, anywhere, anytime.
     
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  7. Rocket River

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    Tom Brady
    The '81 and '86 Celtics
    Karl Malone and John Stockton
    The Bills of the 90s
    Steelers of the 70s and early 80s
    Scottie Pippen

    Rocket River
     
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    Simone Biles

    Wouldn't have to fight bc she'd quit at the weigh in. Easy win.
     
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  10. The Captain

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    Not Yordan. I want an open casket funeral.
     
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    I still can't believe:

    1) this chick's dad went absolutely mental and tried to scrub the internet of all mention of his daughter whenever she became a viral sensation

    2) despite #1 she parlayed this into a lucrative sports fashion career

    3) she ended up marrying this pud

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  12. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Not every woman can get an Alpha Chad like you, bruh.
     
  13. Kevooooo

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    Jose Altuve. Not because I want to fight him, but I think I have a realistic shot at winning…
     
  14. The Captain

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    @Kevooooo , because he wants to beat up Altuve
     
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    Dimitrios Loundras (Greek gymnast that was 10 years old at time of competition).
     
  16. Kevooooo

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    Does that mean I’m officially an “athlete?!”
     
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  17. The Captain

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    You're fighting in an organized fight, so that makes you a pro athlete.
     
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    Dick Button. He’s a figure skater and he’s 93 years old. I’d beat him to a pulp.
     
  19. Kevooooo

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    Putting that on my business cards.
     
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  20. The Captain

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    That is some sort of metaphor or innuendo
     

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