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The Ultimate Song To Have Sex To

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by boomboom, Aug 26, 2022.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    The More more more was sampled. Probably the first song to feature p*rn.

    And I have a gorgeous stripper behind me snoring. To be fair, she won't let me have sex with her. We've known each other for 15 years. But I like T&A at my house.
     
  2. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    She's still snoring. I love women at my place, but jeez. Move to the bedroom...

    Going to play Quiet Riot now.

     
  3. Os Trigonum

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    can't believe that didn't occur to me

    here's another

     
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    This was my go-to 80% hit rate to get them panties off.



     
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    Kiss me goodbye
    Pushing out before I sleep
    Can't you see I try?
    Swimming the same deep water as you is hard
    The shallow drowned lose less than we
    The strangest twist upon your lips
    And we shall be together
    And we shall be together
    Kiss me goodbye bow your head and join with me
    And face pushed deep, reflections meet
    The strangest twist upon your lips
    And disappear, the ripples clear
    And laughing break against your feet
    And laughing break the mirror sweet
    So we shall be together
    So we shall be together
    Kiss me goodbye
    Pushing out before I sleep
    It's lower now, and slower now
    The strangest twist upon your lips
    But I don't see, and I don't feel
    But tightly hold up silently
    My hands before my fading eyes
    And in my eyes your smile
    The very last thing before I go
    The very last thing before I go
    The very last thing before I go
    I will kiss you, I will kiss you
    I will kiss you forever on nights like this
    I will kiss you, I will kiss you
    And we shall be together
     
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  7. Salvy

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    Don't know that band but I love the diversity...
     
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  8. Ottomaton

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    Please don't ask my wife, maybe she wouldnt give you the best, but she'd probably tell you this would be most apropos:

     
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  9. Mr.Scarface

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    I can post numerous Prince songs, but I don't think I have enough space. Depends what Type sex you want: rough, sensual, quickie, incest, oral, kinky, wet, bondage, etc... Prince has a song for YOU!
     
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  10. Salvy

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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Just discovered this band, pretty much every one of their songs is straight ****in' music.






    On that note, my wife makes me put on white noise when we get freaky so the kids won't hear. She doesn't understand how sound works.
     
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  12. DCkid

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    I have no idea, but this song is cool. NSFW

     
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    This one usually works for me.

     
  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    You must fall in the 'I'm small, but fast like a sewing machine!' category of sweet love makin'.
     
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  18. OkayAyeReloaded

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    Damn, ya'll got me thinking about ex-girlfriends with this.

     
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  20. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    DOES THIS COUNT!?!!?!??!?

     
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