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What's your Zombie Apocalypse plan?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Jul 11, 2022.

  1. TheJuice

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    In the original cut of I Am Legend the "monsters" aren't zombies and aren't trying to eat Will Smith...they're just like hyper aggressive, essentially rabid infected people who avoid the sunlight trying to rescue one of the infected Will Smith has captured. And instead of trying to eat Will Smith and some random woman, they just...rescue the girl and leave. I wish they stuck with that.
     
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  2. VooDooPope

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    regionally I'm already in a pretty good area with a good climate and plenty of game along with the absence of full time residents and plenty of vacation rentals to pillage.... Unless the outbreak hits the fan on the weekend when all the tourists are here... then i'm screwed.

    Once the ammo is gone I'll be resorting to a hatchet and crow bar 2 handed fighting style. Both multi function and not so large as to be unwieldly .
     
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    I ain’t gon b no sitting duck bruh
     
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  5. TheJuice

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    I just called my pharmacy to refill some prescriptions and I realized that I'm probably as good as done in most apocalypses. So I'm changing my plan. I'm barricading in a pharmacy and bartering medication in exchange for goods and protection. And if that fails, I'll be surrounded by prescription painkllers, cigarettes, booze (in some states) and junk food while I wait for the end.
     
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  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Actually a good plan. Pharmacies are essentially vaults and are built to withstand break-ins from outside. I was part of a project for one that had Kevlar lining. And meds will be a hot commodity in the apocalypse.
     
  7. TheJuice

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    Really? The one I worked at had no security what so ever besides a small safe. My sister asked me about a silent alarm and I had no idea what she was talking about
     
  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    It may be a more recent regulation or possibly just hospital specific although I don't know why it would be regulated differently other than volume of painkillers including morphine for a hospital. You don't hear about opioid addicts knocking of pharmacies much, and the security is probably why.
     
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    If we're doing the 28days later zombies, then I'd just die I guess.

    But if I had to try...load up on supplies and steal Tillman's yacht.
     
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    i'd get bitten first and be one of the zombie og's. equivalent of 99er zombie.

    @tinman pls confirm
     
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    If you've never had a proper (not sugary crap) Tiki Drink (mai tai, Hemmingway daquiri, etc...), you're just missing out.

    But you don't drink more than 2. Or 3.
     
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  12. Buck Turgidson

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    How ya gonna eat 32 tons of clothing, toys, and electronics?

    Gotta have food.
     
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    HEB and Kroger both have warehouses, and the happen to be in the same warehouse district as all the other warehouses, at least around here.
     
  14. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    Be this guy, get a harem early.
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  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    gonna pass on the zombie tang
     
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    Racist
     
  17. Invisible Fan

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    Is zombiephilia = necrophilia?

    One of the finer questions in life.
     
  18. TheJuice

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    I dont think so because they show some signs of life.

    Are zombies mentally competent enough to consent though?
     
  19. Invisible Fan

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    If they want to get some brain, that's competent enough.
     
  20. TheJuice

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    A zombie movie where they want to eat people out instead of eating people up.

    Call it, Lesombie Mansion. Night of the Giving Head works also if we have men in the movie.
     
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