I posted this in Smeggys post, but I think its too funny....here you go guys, enjoy To Kelvin Cato- A Haiku by cwebbster My hand are made of stone I like to dunk I like to block shots When the Lion roars It means I did something good I am pseudo-awesome Ben Wallace is my idol He is my friend My hands are made of concrete I looked into Medusa's eyes Thats what made me stone Im rock solid My name is Cato I wear white suits I drive a Bentley I pimp the ladies They love my stone hands I give good massages Houston will miss me I am irreplaceable Not too many people are made of stone Have fun without me I love Houston My bentley is for sale
Was doing some searching around the dead BBS, wish the season wasnt over , but I found my amazing Hiaku, lets write some new ones guys!
oh hell y knot ?? hiaku to yer hearts content.. .off season...geeezzzzz uuuuuuususssus.. any way I sure as hell sent that to a certain dallas fan who also writes stupid haiku like verse......
Not only are those not haikus in the slightest, but we've done Haiku threads twice an offseason since this board was created. Can't we come up with something new this summer? For example, we haven't had nearly as many limerick threads. Those are usually funny.
Here is another Haiku... These Haikus are lame because they have too many syllables They do not follow Haiku form Somebody needs to take a remedial english class
