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Johnny Depp converted one of the hottest lesbians on the planet...PIMP

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheRealist137, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    It's always everyone else's fault.
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Court TV chick from the gallery, Chanley Painter in a bikini:

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    Lol they are really going with "he cut off his own finger"?
     
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    Johnny didn't do it! The Smoke Monster did!

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    Looks like there might be just a bit of photoshop work on that pic... that or she's melting.
     
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    There have to be serious consequences for perjury
     
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    So, Johnny was mixing consumption of Oxycontin around bouts of drinking red wine (or hard liquor). And, he wants us to believe he never blacked out. o_O MY BS METER IS GOING OFF.
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    These chicks are straight white trash. I've known sisters like this.

    So why is it in a city full of plastic women with lip injections, the only girl who needs lip work didn't get some?
     
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    So when the cops were there, they didn't see any sign of injuries, then the next day she has a professional make up artist come over to create the appearance of injuries so she could pose for photos before wiping it all off and doing her make up for real so she could appear on a tv show.

    That's what I'm hearing.
     
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    Fear not as there is Rebuttal time.
     
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    Amica creme.... Aquaman!
     
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    When I get framed for murder, I hope the internet sleuths come to my defense as strong as the Depp army.
     
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    This is the false narrative that the simps and self righteous douchebags keep playing. It’s similar to the “if I’m nice enough maybe she’ll feel sorry and go out with me” group. Literally nobody gives a **** about depp

    the idea that a woman can come out and accuse you of something when evidence points to the contrary, in a story with more holes than Swiss cheese , and get away with it is not only an injustice to everybody, but to real victims out there. This isn’t even in the context of said “alleged victim” having a history of domestic abuse and bullying her partner for years

    Sub depp for a lady, sub depp for anybody else. It doesn’t take away from the facts and how appalling this is. It has also been available and common knowledge for the last 6 years. I’ve heard this for a while.

    there probably are depp fans out there but the majority reallt don’t give a **** about him
     
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    The only woman worth simping for is camille clearly
     
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    Depp army is stong, but ngl hearing those tapes with her laugh is gut wrenching
     

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