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Britney is Off the Market...And She's Going to Be a Step-Mom!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, Jun 25, 2004.

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  1. Oski2005

    Oski2005 Member

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    The NASCAR store? Is this guy trying to get some straight man cred?
     
    #21 Oski2005, Jun 26, 2004
  2. RocketsPimp

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    Nascar store huh. You can can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
     
    #22 RocketsPimp, Jun 26, 2004
  3. Lil Pun

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    He has kids with that chick from the movie "Good Burger."
     
    #23 Lil Pun, Jun 26, 2004
  4. Hippieloser

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    Let's post some more Britney pictures, people. C'mon now.
     
    #24 Hippieloser, Jun 26, 2004
  5. Mr. Mooch

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    Why? No reason to if she's taken, so instead I'm here to help sympathize for y'all (especially moestavern and Manny who are in desperate need of excitement).

    I give you Jamie Lynn Spears. Just the same if not better than Britney AND you've got less than 5 great years to oogle over her before she loses that 'untouchable interest'. Enjoy!:

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    (Hey, she's looking at you, moes!)

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    Hmm, is that Kevin in the back?

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    Here's some Anna action! Both play just as well.

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    I guess Britney couldn't perform like Justin wanted. Turns out he was just using Britney to get to Jamie.


    ;)
     
    #25 Mr. Mooch, Jun 26, 2004
  6. Hippieloser

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    :(
     
    #26 Hippieloser, Jun 26, 2004
  7. moestavern19

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    What kind of ****ing perv do you take me to be, that girl doesn't even have implants yet for the love of ****.
















































    do you really think she's looking at me?
     
    #27 moestavern19, Jun 26, 2004
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    You do realize that if I succumb to your wishes here, that would make me the biggest hypocrite ever. You do realize that, right??

    :eek:
     
    #28 Manny Ramirez, Jun 26, 2004
  9. meggoleggo

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    She should already have enough NASCAR memorabilia from when she sang the national anthem at the DAYTONA 500 a few years back....

    In any event, as much as I love NASCAR, I would NEVER EVER ask for wedding gifts from the NASCAR store. How tacky! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


    :D
     
    #29 meggoleggo, Jun 26, 2004
  10. rimrocker

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    You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can't take Louisiana out of the girl.
     
    #30 rimrocker, Jun 27, 2004
  11. Smokey

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    Am I supposed to feel sorry for the woman who allowed herself to be knocked up twice by a dirtbag cause I want to laugh?
     
    #31 Smokey, Jun 27, 2004
  12. Hippieloser

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    All I'm advocating is putting a little Texas into the girl. Rapidly.
     
    #32 Hippieloser, Jun 27, 2004
  13. hjg877

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    A little? Man, I'm sorry.
     
    #33 hjg877, Jun 27, 2004
  14. JeeberD

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    I would LOVE to register at the Dallas Cowbys Pro Shop when I get married, but I doubt that my girlfriend would go for that at all. SHe tends to roll her eyes whenever we got to the mall and I make a beeline there...
     
    #34 JeeberD, Jun 27, 2004
  15. RunninRaven

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    I'm sure he meant it in relative terms. You know, like relative to a missile silo.
     
    #35 RunninRaven, Jun 28, 2004
  16. rrj_gamz

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    She is far and away the hottest thing out there...She can be a my kids step-mom...;)
     
    #36 rrj_gamz, Jun 28, 2004
  17. AroundTheWorld

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    [​IMG]
     
    #37 AroundTheWorld, Jun 28, 2004
  18. Lil Pun

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    I see a little flab in that mid-section but I guess that's more cushion for the pushin'.
     
    #38 Lil Pun, Jun 28, 2004
  19. bamaslammer

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    I've got two words for her upcoming stepson: "Oedipus Complex."
    :D
    Conversation between her stepson and his friend 17 years from now:
    Ted: Now your dad's actually going for it in your room.
    Bill: Shut up, Ted.
    Ted: Your step-mom is cute, though.
    Bill: Shut up, Ted.
    Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?
    Bill: Shut up Ted.
     
    #39 bamaslammer, Jun 28, 2004
  20. DanzelKun

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    If by that you mean Pushin' Out a Baby, then YES!

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040627/140/ewrqu.html
     
    #40 DanzelKun, Jun 28, 2004
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