Johnny Depp converted one of the hottest lesbians on the planet...PIMP

Considering Maxwell was in federal court and Depp wasn't, it's not the same system.

 

Nuh uhhhh Judge Judy wouldve git it right.

 

also Depp is not on trial, he sued her

 

There's loads of damning materials on both sides, if I wasn't following it since the beginning, Depp's chances I wouldn't be so confident.

His storytelling and the cross examiners did him a solid.

You would think a starlet would treat him better since she was getting so many free acting lessons and opportunities in the industry.

Hoho, way to have affairs, Amber.

 

The "make-up" kit debacle is funny. Mo' lies.

 

I listened to this like 25 minute tape of mostly a poor quality tape of the two which I think Johnny recorded. But, at one point, she went off on him calling him a coward several times while also telling him to suck her d1ck. She was talking to him in this so-annoying baby-like voice. I wanted to punch her. She was totally making him out to be a loser in Hollywood. At one time, he dissed her for Aquaman. The whole time she is using this whack job tone with him. Then, at the end, she came back asking if he were alright and I think she said she loved him. It was nuts. It’s almost like she knew he was recording it so she put on a b**** show but I dunno. I cannot believe how she talked to him. But, he sounded stupid himself the way he spoke in slow, almost broken English style conversation. It was like trying to decipher conversation between two of the dumbest people alive. I feel like N idiot having heard it. My respect level for these people is so low. They should be embarrassed.

 

Was it the time she already filed for divorce and ended the audio file with : "You're a joke, I am an idiot for coming here trying to get you back..... 'yadayada....

They were both drunk af that is why they talked like kindergarten kids

 

She wasn't slurring her words and didn't sound drunk. She was just being as awful as she could be is what it seemed like. It's probably the same audio. He was playing slide guitar for a bit during it. For the first half of the tape, it was snap/crackle/pop all over the place. She ripped him a new a-hole. He definitely couldn't compete with the insults she was throwing at him.

 

This is all I’ll say about this. Bros before hoes and… fleshlight.

 

Did they prove that Johnny lied on his insurance forms about drug usage? Like...who wouldn't lie about that?

 

He clearly didn't convert her hard enough.

 

This should have been a criminal case from the beginning. People bag on white males, but white females leave them behind in terms of privilege especially over the last 10 yrs


Makeup brand Milani says product Amber Heard allegedly used to cover bruises didn't hit shelves until after her divorce filing
Lily Rose
Sat, April 23, 2022, 12:54 PM

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are appearing in court over an op-ed Heard wrote in which she alleged she was a survivor of domestic violence. (Photo: Jim LO SCALZO / POOL / AFP)

A drugstore makeup brand is now involved in Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s courtroom drama. After Heard’s team made a claim centered around Milani Cosmetics‘ “All In One Correcting Kit,” the makeup brand has come to correct Heard's timeline.

In his opening statements, Heard’s lawyer J. Ben Rottenborn, appeared before the court with a Milani Cosmetics‘ “All In One Correcting Kit” in hand and claimed the actress used the creamy concealer and color correcting kit to camouflage her bruises during her alleged physically and mentally abusive relationship with Depp.

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“This was what she used,” Rottenborn said, displaying the circular gold compact. “She became very adept at it. You’re going to hear the testimony from Amber about how she had to mix the different colors for the different days of the bruises as they developed in the different coloring and how she would use to touch those up to be able to cover those.”

However, the Aquaman star filed for divorce from Depp in 2016, before Milani Cosmetics says the brand launched that product.

Milani Cosmetics responded to the claim with a TikTok. “You asked us… let the record show that our Correcting Kit launched in 2017,” the brand captioned the video.

The video highlighted that Heard’s alleged abuse at the hands of Depp began around 2014 and that the couple were divorced in 2016, before the release of the correcting kit.

@milanicosmetics You asked us… let the record show that our Correcting Kit launched in 2017! #milanicosmetics ♬ International Super Spy - dylan
TikTok users weighed in on Milani's video in the comments section.

“Milani take the stand RN,” someone commented. “Omg is this like when Elle Woods cracked down on the case because of the perm thing?” commented another.

Heard filed for divorce from Depp in May 2016, citing irreconcilable differences. Heard was later granted a temporary restraining order against her actor ex-husband after claiming Depp physically attacked her.

Depp, who once texted that he hoped Heard's "rotting corpse is decomposing" in "trunk of a Honda Civic" is currently suing Heard for $50 million over a 2018 op-ed she wrote for The Washington Post in which she wrote she's "a public figure representing domestic abuse."

Although Heard didn't name Depp in her piece, his attorneys argue it's clear she was referring to the actor and it has caused "significant impact on Mr. Depp's family and his ability to work."

 

I didn’t know Honda Civic cars were ideal for rotting corpses. Is that one of the selling points car salesmen use?

“Need to get rid of that nasty hoe ex-wife’s rotting corpse after you’ve f@cked it ten ways to Sunday? Do what Johnny Depp does and dispose of it in a Honda Civic!”

 

I don't know if it is because she is now confirmed for crazy or her courtroom clothes or she hit the wall but she isn't the 10/10 smoke show she used to be.

Pic for reference

Spoiler: 2009

Spoiler: 2022