Rockets Streaker Appreciation Thread

So our game went south after flailing naked ass?

We might owe the streaker if we get lottery luck as a result. Tanks, streaker!

 

@Os Trigonum gave me the bravery to post this here. #freestreakerguy

 

If you salute the American Flag and it lasts for more than 4 hours...

 

A “patriot” no doubt.

Dude spent a lot of money on tattoos, and wanted to show them off.

 

you know who deserves an appreciation thread? that security guy on the bottom. He's about to crash land on the floor with about 400 pounds of human bodies on top of him

 

Jalen Green was like: "Whoa, this dude is more girly than me!"

 

The security guard:

 

I like how he's getting tackled but while in the air, his face is looking for the camera.

 

that's the one that needs the caption. "Seemed like a good idea five seconds ago"

 

I heard he's going to represent us at the lottery.

 

"And that's the story of how Uncle Phil and Suge Knight saved the day ..."

 

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need.

DD

 

I think its the guard on the left. In every photo he looks like he knows this moment is the culmination of his training and his life's work.

 

do you think those two guards are brothers and/or related? amazing how they both have alopecia. I wonder how they cope with hair loss.

 

The streak of death/life.

 

That man has the most random assortment of tattoos I’ve ever seen on one person. Clearly a sign of mental illness lol.

Walking around looking like a sketchbook.

 

Seabass Perez had an accomplice!!

 

Garuba, Green and Tate all smiling.

 

Seabass in his shorts.

 

"I caught you a delicious bass."