more press, um . . . coverage https://nypost.com/2022/04/02/streaker-rushes-nba-court-during-rockets-kings-game/ this dude is a patriot!
We need to start a secret slush fund for his bail money. There more time spent behind bars the more the tank is in jeopardy.
Luckily this gentleman had the decency to keep his Floppy Divac tucked away, so it is all good fun. True streaking can get you on a registry quick.