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Rockets Streaker Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by J.R., Apr 1, 2022.

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  1. J.R.

    J.R. Member

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    In his ‘MURICA speedo

    Have we found the Rockets draft lottery representative?

     
    #1 J.R., Apr 1, 2022
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  2. Hank McDowell

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    Streaking will NEVER not be funny. Never!
     
    #2 Hank McDowell, Apr 1, 2022
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    That takedown was pretty intense. Buuuut if you decide to give the players a little striptease performance you probably already know the consequences :p
     
    #3 Roomba, Apr 1, 2022
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    I wonder if he says April fools once he goes in front of a judge if they’ll let him walk.
     
    #4 treyk3, Apr 1, 2022
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    Jack Easterby bout to trade Texans picks rockets security.
     
    #5 Dgn1, Apr 1, 2022
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    Streaker carted off.

    Poo streak still there.
     
    #6 Invisible Fan, Apr 1, 2022
  7. J.R.

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    #7 J.R., Apr 1, 2022
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  8. Roomba

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    Rockets players clearly having a good laugh about it. At the end of the day it really is pretty harmless to go streaking. So I encourage everyone to give it a go.
     
    #8 Roomba, Apr 1, 2022
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    #9 TimDuncanDonaut, Apr 1, 2022
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    Tillman and Rafa got scared and paid off that employee to air out his nuts and rear. Thanks boys!
     
    #10 Rockets34Legend, Apr 1, 2022
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    maybe someone will do a Rockets remake of this classic

     
    #11 Os Trigonum, Apr 1, 2022
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    Well that's a throw back to the 60s and 70s. You haven't seen anything until you see 25 frat brothers at a streaking rally get hit by a firehose of water by the fire department.
     
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    i promise

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    #13 Jontro, Apr 1, 2022
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    Streaker was sick of sitting through 20% win seasons.
    Got himself a life ban.

    Smart
     
    #14 DrNuegebauer, Apr 1, 2022
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    #15 i3artow i3aller, Apr 1, 2022
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    He was wearing a ****-sock, so didn't really go all in....

    DD
     
    #16 DaDakota, Apr 1, 2022
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    One of y’all need to chill Lmao.

     
    #17 vator, Apr 2, 2022
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    Are u kidding me? People are so damn mean on social media. I mean it’s funny and it’s true but I just can’t stand the level of disrespect people show towards each other online
     
    #18 Aruba77, Apr 2, 2022
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    Bet he wouldn't say it to his face

    One of the many privileges of the internet
     
    #19 DreamR, Apr 2, 2022
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    It's a sign ...

     
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