{Feigen} Green ruptures achilles in practice

Damn dude I legit went quiet for like 20 seconds.

 

I get that OP is a child and still does April fools jokes but this thread is category 1 jinx thread and should result in perma ban.

 

See, now there are fun, light-hearted April fool's jokes and there is scaring the **** out of people. I must confess my **** has been scared out and now I have diahrrea thanks.

 

This stinks.

 

anyone else more offended by the curly brackets? I am.

 

fuuuu

@hakeem94 and i were about ready to celebrate tanking too

 

Also, aren't jokes supposed to be funny? I fail to see what's humorous about this one, to be honest.

But if anything the karmic gods won't go after Green, they'll go after the OP--so be careful not to hurt your leg in practice, Nick (what that practice is for is still undetermined).

 

I'm pretty sure my body skipped an entire two heart beats when I read the thread title.

 

I opened clutchfans anticipating an April fools thread and I still didn't want to open for the small chance that this were true

 

KEEP MY SHOOTING GUARDS NAME OUT YA F****** MOUTH!!!

 

Bruh you almost gave me a heart attack lmao

 

Some April Fools jokes are just in very poor taste.

DD

 

I stand with OP, at least he didn't make a bald joke

 

When did April Fools go from jokes into just lies? How is this a joke? You're just lying but there's nothing funny here.

 

And malakas.

 

also in poor taste: premature player appreciation threads that jinx trades

 

Wtf cmon man

 

I know it's april fools, but it's still not cool