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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocket River, Mar 8, 2022.

  1. Rocket River

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    REMEMBER:

    Goodevening Class of 1999 I have
    One piece of advice for you no
    Matter what a stripper tells you
    There is no sex in the champagne
    Room
    Oh there's Champagne in the champagne
    Room but you don't want Champagne you
    Sex !!!

    ALSO:
    if a girl has a pierced tongue
    She'll probably suck you dick if a guy has
    A pierced tongue he'll probably suck you dick



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    It's all because of you
    Got poopoo on my shoe
    I must confess I used my shirt to clean up this mess
    Oh don't you see
    I got poop on my body
    You took my paper away from me (cry)

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    Somebody mighta ate too much of a burrito
    And then broke wind, again and again
    Because a brotha like G don’t pass no gas
    When you do the booty up you gotta watch your ass

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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Flight of the Conchords

     
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    Houstons own

     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Tenacious D

     
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    I FRICKING LOVE THIS SONG!!

    " . .. or a high class prostitute!"

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    you'll probably like this one then too

     
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    When I lose my penis, I always think of this song...

     
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    " And I know of a dyke. That wouldn't mind.
    Getting some of dick from behind.
    But.. Imma gonna chill yall
    Cause she might wanna wear some of my draws .. Oh naw"
     
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    The oldest novelty song that I can think of...

     
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    Journey - Don't Stop Believing
    James Blunt - You're Beautiful
    Alphaville - Forever Young
    Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
    Mika - Happy Ending
    Alex Lloyd - Amazing
    The Calling - Wherever You WIll Go
    Elton John - Can You Feel The Love Tonight
    Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved
    The Last Goodnight - Pictures Of You
    U2 - With Or Without You
    Crowded House - Fall At Your Feet
    Kasey Chambers - Not Pretty Enough
    The Beatles - Let it Be
    Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge
    Daryl Braithwaite - The Horses
    Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry
    Marcy Playground - Sex and Candy
    Men At Work - Land Down Under
    Banjo Patterson's Waltzing Matilda
    A Ha - Take On Me
    Green Day - When I Come Around
    Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight
    Toto - Africa
    Beyonce - If I Were A Boy
    The Offspring - Self Esteem
    The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far Kid
    Pink - You and Your Hand
    Lady Gaga - Poker Face
    Aqua - Barbie Girl
    The Fray - You Found Me
    30h!3 - Don't Trust Me
    MGMT - Kids
    Tim Minchin - Canvas Bags
    Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
    Five For Fighting - Superman
    Axis Of Awesome - Birdplane
    Missy Higgins - Scar
     

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