ClutchFans Game Thread: Lakers @ Rockets 3/9/2022

If only he accepted he was wrong no one would even bother... But he doubles down on the $hit take and now calls Rockets fans cultist because they like a Rocket who also happens to be one of the best young talents in the league....

 

Close call, DeBeards. Fine work. Salute.

 

LeBron is questionable to play

Which means the only way we can lose to this no star team is to not play anyone over the age of 21

 

So business as usual for the league. Ok



Let’s play really hard and smart the first half.

THEN come out after halftime and have no energy, no adjustments, crappy rotations/substitutions, no challenges and give away prizes for first player to foul out, most consecutive missed FTs, longest heave-3 point shot, worst pass, best ‘alley-oops’ botched play, best accidental-looking scoring bucket in opponent’s basket, most ‘8 seconds’ violations and first T, first ejection and most moving-screens, and give out poor coaching prizes etc.

So basically business as usual for the Rockets. jk

That will be fun!

 

Westbrook plays, Rockets win.

 

oh shii.. we playing the 2022 world champions!

will not miss

 

@hakeem94

Spoiler: haha

 

Another easy win for the Rockets if Josh Christopher plays significant minutes.

 

Being a hardcore fan is like being in a mind cult but less dangerous.

You do not follow other teams that much, spend time and money on it.

You sign up for it anyhow.

I rather be called Rockets cultist than Green cultist to be honest given a choice.

 

Lebron after a rest game means trouble for us. Lebron goin bully out frontclout .

 

I actually need us to win this game so I can talk **** to my lakers fans friends and my fake lakers lebron OF friends… we can lose every game after for all I care just give me this one rockets please

 

Eff that draft pick, I want those whiny overrated losers to eat dirt.
Also because Los Angeles is a whiny ass sports city that can't handle defeat in a World Series in which they had homefield so they had to retort into calling my team a bunch of cheaters even though it was statistically proven knowing the signs had ZERO advantage.
Go Stros.
Go Rockets.
Eat dirt LA.

 

This one would be sweet!

 

As well as Green’s been playing, I feel he is due for an offensive explosion. 35+ points.

 

I'm actually hoping for a blowout win for the Rockets. Also would love to see Lebron hobble off the court or in a wheelchair / stretcher.

 

I want the Rockets to beat the Lakers at least once this season, but that ain't gonna happen. I've probably got pitchforks coming my way for saying that.

 

If we don't win this one, I'm going to jump off a bridge.

A very short bridge with a super low drop-off. My knees aren't what they used to be. Also, I'd like to live to see this team win 50 games in a year again so a really safe bridge to jump off of is 100% necessary.