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Jaylen Green Nickname

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Imanimal, Mar 1, 2022.

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    “Busty Jalen”
     
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    Double Deuce (2+2 = 4), I like it!
    2 years away from being 2 ye......
     
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    what an awful nickname
     
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    The Improver.
     
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    If Jeff Green was uncle jeff....aunt Jaylen?
     
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    this made me lol for some reason.
     
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    Jaylen Gruene Viper
     
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    I really miss good nicknames in the NBA. Charles was the "Round Mound of Rebound". You had Dr. J. Air Jordan. Even more recently KG as the Big Ticket. Nicknames now are just so tame and lame and rarely reflect anything about the player.
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    This may be an old man yells at clouds moment, but Nicknames are historically a big part of the sport and it seems like no one really gets a nickname anymore.

    If I can wear my homer hat for a minute. Jalen Green is a player than needs a real nickname.

    Hailing from Merced, CA (birthplace also of Ray Allen), Jalen Green has so many opportunities for a really iconic nickname.

    You could go with the Merced Manhunter or even the nickname of Merced fits him well. Jalen "Razzle Dazzle" Green.

    What player on your team deserves an iconic nickname and what's your submission?



    (for those that don't know, this copypasta is from possibly the funniest reddit post I've seen in a while, where some dude legitimately doesn't realize that Razzle dazzle is possibly the dumbest nickname we've ever heard)

     

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